Author: rfreed
American Idol’s Simon Cowell Reams Famous American Idols
What would have happened if Simon Cowell, the inspiration and chief executioner for the wildly popular American Idol show had been around to judge the big stars of American music before they became legends. Just how many of them would…
Dick Cheney’s Heart Transplant Not Going Exactly As Expected
Surgeons have had great difficulty with fitting former President of Vice Dick Cheney (aka- ‘Tricky Dicky the Second’) with a transplanted heart. Each attempt to put a foreign heart into the open breast of Mr. Cheney has resulted in rejection-…
Tunisians Going About Their Revolution The Right Way
The revolution in Tunisia is one gone right. In an astonishingly short time a popular uprising in this small North African nation has brought thousands of disgruntled people out on the streets in such force that the dictatorial President Ben…
Rahm Emanuel Thrown Off Ballot For Chicago Mayor Due To ‘Non-Residency’
Next they are going to request to see his birth certificate……
World’s Richest Upset They’re Limited to 99.8% of Wealth
People who make up the richest 1% of the world’s population and who already own 98% of the world’s wealth were shocked to learn today that they could not have the last 2% of the wealth that belonged to the…
Jared Loughner Named Newest NRA Poster Boy
Jared Loughner has been chosen the poster boy of the year for the NRA–the Nutso Retard Association of America. The minute his mugshot hit the press, the top officials of the organization were unanimous in saying “That’s our boy! He’s…
Bush Accepted As Official Court Jester By Obama’s Cabinet
George W. was accepted on as the official court Jester for the Obama cabinet. Appearing before the assembled advisers for the first time, W. had them suppressing giggles as soon as he opened his mouth. “I am pleased as punch…
China is Eating Our Lunch – And It’s Dim-Sum, Dim Bulb
The relief guard approached the other guard as he was on his watch. As usual Cecil’s mind was fixed on some inner scene; his eyes half closed and blank, his face dumb and peaceful like a cow in a field…
Post Office Devises Uniquely Dastardly Ways to “Reduce” Staff
Post Offices across the U.S., faced with the necessity of laying off 40,000 employees, have come up with unique methods of accomplishing this goal. The administrators at the main distribution center in Denver, Colorado have set up a scam where…
Socialism Is When Corporations Get Bailout Money From the Federal Government
Capitalism is when you blame all the economic woes on Obama.