Author: rfreed
Conservative Right Shares Plans To Revive Economy Post-Election
HOW REPUBLICANS WILL IMPROVE THE ECONOMY IF ELECTED: • Start a new war to refocus attention off the bad state of national affairs and to bolster arm sales and allow corporate ‘service’ interests to leech money off the taxpayers to…
Barney Google (w/ them Goo-Goo-Googly Eyes) Sues Google Inc. for Copyrighted Infringement
Now forgotten comic legend Barney Google (the guy with the ‘Goo-goo-gooogley Eyes’ according to an old hit song) is suing website mega-giant Google for copyrighted name infringement. Barney claims that Google intentionally used his name to increase their visibility in…
Second U.S. Civil War Ends In 2017- America Divided East & West
NEWS OF THE FUTURE- April, 2018 — Many changes have come to America in the years since the second Civil War in 2017. As you well know the increasing partisan tensions between the Democrats and Republicans, brewing in intensity for…
Heart Torn From Him While Living; Undead Won’t Rest Until Cheney Returns It
There are levels of Hell that even Dante did not know. (Image courtesy of outletradio.com) Hells that are not bright and hot but with an icy cold that freezes thought itself. Hells of place, of emotion, of mind, of other…
Parker Bros Updates ‘Monopoly’ To Reflect Current Economics
Because of recent world economic changes, the Parker Brothers game company has announced that it is going to update its world famous game ‘Monopoly’ to better reflect the true financial times we live in. The following changes will be made…
Father of 30 Requests, Gets, Break on Child Support
A 33 year old Knoxville, Tennessee man has asked a judge there to ‘give him a break’ in paying his alimony to 11 women with whom he has fathered 30 children (This is true). Desmond Hatchett, who works a minimum…
Osama bin Laden’s Post Mortem Bestsellers
It seems some of our most beloved Middle-eastern dictators penned a few novels before their untimely demises. Momar Khaddafi had written a romance novel before his beating by his own people and his buddy Saddam Hussein before his capture had…
“Men in Suits” determine the future of the GOP
Several suited men are pouring over papers scattered on a desk before them. “So, it comes down to this: The Corporations are deciding on either Gingrich or Santorum to be the Republican representative for the Republican platform in the Presidential…
Scientists Discover 21 Benefits to Burkas
Burkas are the head to toe traditional wear for adult females in the most fundamentalist of Islamic countries. They are designed to cover up all possibilities of erotic stimulation coming from even the oldest of women. Standard wear in much…
God, Allah And Jehovah No Longer in Charge
God, Allah and Jehovah were walking along a heavenly path, arguing as usual. “Your people are causing trouble again and again and again!” God scolded Allah. “Well, if Mr. Jehovah didn’t insist on having the Jewish paradise in the middle…