Author: rfreed
9/11/2001 – The Day After The Unimaginable Happened
(A book serial excerpt) What would have happened had events occurred differently on 9/11? The aircraft nosed through the mid morning sky. Outside the fuselage it was a sleek bird jetting its way through the air, its wings leaving contrails…
Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates.
The 2016 Presidential Election is starting out with snail like excitement and colorful shades of gray-toned vibrancy. The Republican Party is beginning to wheel out their musty Presidential hopefuls for the public to gawk at. What is not let out…
Lincoln Monuments Attacked When Americans Realize He Created Income Tax
Upon reading an article in a national newspaper stating that Abraham Lincoln was the one responsible for starting federal income tax, angered Americans across the country began a hate campaign against all memorabilia of the formerly beloved President. Mobs in…
Exclusive – An Interview With Mrs. Tsarnaev- Mother Of The Boston Bombers
Glossy – Good day, Mrs. Tsarnaev! Thank you for agreeing to do this interview with us. Mrs. Tsarnaev – You should be thankful, you American sensationalist pig. Glossy – Um…. well, that gets things off to a rousing start! As…
What Would Allah Do?
If the Shi’ites were fighting the Sunni’s what would Allah want? He say for them to lay down their arms and realize that they are brothers of the same faith. If a Moslem country’s leaders were demonizing other countries to…
Dangerous Animals And Situations In The Grand Canyon And How To Deal With Them.
When traveling, safety is of the utmost importance. Each year over six million people are gored to death in the Grand Canyon by cactii alone. Don’t be a statistic. Be smart… I mean, you’ll still be a statistic, technically, but…
(The) News (Really) Bytes – March
57 Republican Senators send a letter to the Iranian government stating that all of Obama’s efforts to create a truce between them and us is in vain because when they get back in power they will make them great, horrible…
Justifiable Justice – Making the Punishment Ergonomic with the Crime
Punishments for crime have become rote in our modern society. A person can murder any number of people and still be allowed to live his life out even though he is less that worthless to the society which allows him…
A Message From The Upper 1% To You Remaining 99% Lesserlings
Greetings, We, the 1% of this nation and others in this world that truly control what goes on inside our societies have taken the time to write to you little people who make up the other 99% of the citizenry….
Netan-YAHOO’s Speaks Before The American Congress
The President of Israel, Netan-YAHOO, has given his talk today at the American Congress. His coming to America has been a bone of contention between the Republicans and Democrats (what else is new?) as Netan-YAHOO was not invited by President…