Author: Laurence Brown
Ron Paul ‘Will Fight Presidential Campaign Into 2013’ Just to See What Happens
WASHINGTON D.C. – Even though rival Republican presidential campaigner Mitt Romney has already attained the 1,144 delegates needed to seal the party’s nomination, Ron Paul says he will continue campaigning, vowing to fight on into 2013, just to see what…
Ahmadinejad Denies Plan to Enrich Iranians
TEHRAN – Iran’s controversial president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has denied allegations that his regime is planning to enrich Iranians. Speaking in Tehran this morning the isolationist president said that these new claims are the result of “Western propaganda” aimed at politically…
Green Party Desperately Trying to Convince Nation It Has Other Policies
WASHINGTON D.C. – The Green Party of The United States is desperately trying to convince supporters of the two main political parties that it does have policies not linked in any way to the environment. Speaking before a Q&A session…
9/12 Not Remembered
WASHINGTON – Almost eleven years on from the events of the day immediately following the 9/11 terrorist attacks, millions of Americans will spend tomorrow utterly failing to remember 9/12 – a day which involved hourly repeats of the same, non-developing…
Report: 58% of Unemployed Actively Failing to Look for Work
WASHINGTON D.C. – The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics has found that almost 60% of citizens registered as unemployed are nonetheless actively failing to seek out work. A study released on the department’s website indicates that approximately 15 million people…
Merciless Obama Still Threatening to Put More Americans Back to Work
WASHINGTON DC – President Obama has repeated his cruel and draconian threats to put more unemployed people back to work following next year’s election. During a controversial speech outside the White House Saturday, Mr Obama addressed the so-called “threat to…
Clint Eastwood Kills 14 At Democratic National Convention
CHARLOTTE, NC – In a shocking rampage that also left 37 people wounded, screen legend and Republican supporter, Clint Eastwood, killed 14 people at the Democratic National Convention Wednesday. Just one week after an infamous speech at the RNC in…
Sean Hannity Accuses Democratic National Convention of Liberal Bias
NEW YORK, NY – As the Democratic National Convention continued in Charlotte Thursday, Fox News presenter and political commentator Sean Hannity accused members of the Democratic Party of displaying liberal bias in the vast majority of its speeches, policies and…
Nervous Republican Intern Suggests Everyone Just Take a Second and Look at the 19th Amendment
WASHINGTON D.C. – Aware of the seeming neglect of women’s rights in various areas of Republican Party policy recently, nervous 22 year-old intern Kevin Tisley suggested to advisers and the wider GOP committee Wednesday that everyone just stop talking for…
Teen Takes a Few Minutes Away from Skyrim to Spend Quality Time with Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
INDIANAPOLIS – After playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on his PlayStation 3 for twelve solid hours Tuesday, local teen Benjamin White finally took a few moments away from the highly popular video game to spend some much needed quality…