Author: Editorials and Announcements
Bringing Down the Haaaaaaas! Weekly Review: & What’s Coming Next in Satire?!
In a time of trouble, the laughs just keep on coming! No matter what! Thanks for another amazing week at Glossy News Satire! Thanks for all the reads and shares… Both for the site and for our social media! Well,…
Important News for Our Readers, Writers & Advertisers!
As Glossy News Satire is not the biggest publication out there (YET!) 😉 It’s really rather important for us to constantly strive to boost site income. Not only my personal income, but that of the boss and his family, are…
What’s in Store for Glossy News Satire Fans This Week?
Take a break from the Corona Chaos! Among many other delights for you, Glossy News Satire are bringing you: Even more instalments of Anthony Rhody’s book, ‘Does this Stress Make Me Look Fat?” Favorite his profile here, and check out…
Rounding Off the Week!
As we head towards the weekend, what’s the world of non-satire news going to tell us? Probably that Erdogan is finding himself increasingly sad, embittered and isolated, Israel’s election woes only continue to deepen, the UK’s approach to Coronavirus gets…
WINNING! So, What’s New This Week on Glossy News Satire?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aaaaaaaand we’re about to hit another exciting week on Glossy News Satire! In the non-satire world, things are pretty hectic. The bustling US Democratic nomination field is narrowing further and further, Trump is still on Twitter doing his thing, pollsters…
BREAKING NEWS! Valentine’s Day, Glossy News Editor Finally Comes Out as Pansexual!
A unique and tear jerking celebrity story like none other! Dear friends, we have some unprecedently important news for you that might just change the course of your life forever! After many years, if not decades or even centuries of…
Glossy News Satire are Getting There! Join the Comic Revolution!
Our amazing non-partisan humor site, Glossy News Satire, is through the first part and most technologically disruptive part of our site renovation: apologies for the disruption! Any internal disagreements in the site are on the verge of being resolved now….
Thank For Your Patience! Glossy News Resuming Soon
Dear all, thanks so much for your tremendous patience. Just to let you know the worst is over with our site renovation. The rest of the process should be much less disruptive. Please enjoy reading our great work in the…
Site Renovation and Improvement for 2020 (IMPORTANT! PLEASE READ!) :)
Dear Glossy News readers, writers and advertisers, thanks so much for making our amazing non-partisan satire site what it is today!
Obituary: Wallace Runnymede (Jonathan Ferguson) Glossy News Editor, 1983-2019
“Dr” Jonathan Ferguson, 1983-2019, was a self-styled ‘renowned intellectual’ and ‘charismatic edgelord’ who falsely claimed to hold 5 PhDs (or 3, or 2, depending on the version you hear), including one from a prominent Polish diploma mill that was so…