Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos

Shoes to Power Next Generation of Euro- ‘Smart’ Phones

LONDON, United Kingdom (GlossyNews) — Ever dream you were Maxwell Smart and had to reach Agent 99 in time to save her from a fate worse than death, only to find your cell phone dead, instead?

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

The Helen Thomas ‘Chair of Journalism’ Award

WASHINGTON DC (GlossyNews) — Who’ll be chosen to fill Helen Thomas’s front row seat in the White House briefing room? With serious, big-time lobbying in full-out high dudgeon between Fox and Bloomberg, something has to give soon. It seems to…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip

Palin Just a Typical Red Blooded (Necked?) Girl

Late one night last week, while she was in her compartment on the Lear60 from Fox leaving New York, Sarah and Todd were working on her autobiography. As they began to brainstorm, with the help of a ‘relaxation substance’ Sarah…

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Posted in Politics

Romney Cooks Up New Image for 2012

CHICAGO, IL (GlossyNews) — During an interview in a Chicago bus station on Wednesday, Mitt Romney said, “I think that one of the things that’s very important in running a successful presidential campaign is to make sure that voters can…

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Posted in Politics

Ronald Reagan Inc to Run for President

REAGAN LIBRARY, SIMI VALLEY, CA (GlossyNews) — The Ronald Reagan Centennial Committee is planning a two-year presidential candidate run up to the 2012 elections. The RRPF, Inc. (Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation) is a corporation in the most recent 2010 Supreme…

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Posted in Society

Runaway Prius Almost Escapes on I-8

Los Angeles, CA (GlossyNews) — I–8 CAR LOCKUP: A Toyota Prius has admitted it made a rarely attempted get-away from its driver. The car claimed its owner was misusing the cupholders, watching TV and texting on his cellphone while driving…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip

Limbaugh Draws Outrage from International Sources

UN HEADQUARTERS, NEW YORK — In an amazing show of quick response today, the governments of Canada, Great Britain, Costa Rica and Cuba introduced a resolution into the United Nations proceedings that bans Rush Limbaugh from entering their countries over…

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip

McCain’s Centerfold Will Pistol Whip the Competition

PHOENIX, AZ — Former Faux-Con presidential candidate and current Senator John McCain is running scared in his home state these days against a teabagger-type radio talkshow host who boasts of his plans to put Senator McCain down! “Nothin’ doin’! This…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Class Action Suit Says Hef Screwed Playboy

LOS ANGELES / Chicken Ranch, NV — Hugh Hefner, long living the good life on the Playboy dime, has been sued for refusing to give it up for the sake of his failing company. The stockholder class action suit is…

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Posted in Top Stories

Storm has DC Scrambling for Staples

WASHINGTON, D.C.— It all began innocently enough with light flakes around noon in downtown D.C. Forecasters warned of 30 inches or more of heavy, wet snow and powerful winds. Devastating for Washington. It would become the heaviest snowfall since January…

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