Author: Bargis Tryhol
Re-electing Barack Obama is a Real Problem for Americans
Washington, DC (SatireWorld.com) – During the hot days of summer, and even hotter presidential race political statements, the foray of barbs, lies, slander and innuendo fly as thick as gnats on a sticky summer’s evening. Perhaps the funniest is the…
Obama Thinking A Mohawk Might Help w/ Campaign Donations
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) Bobak Ferdowsi, the “Mohawk guy” who worked on NASA’s Mars Curiosity rover landing has a famous new fan. Last week, President Obama said he’s been thinking about emulating him and having his Chicago barber style his…
Following Cannibal Attacks, The CDC Issues Zombie Alert
Atlanta, GA – (SatireWorld.com) The world’s leading research and communicable disease control center (CDC) located in Atlanta, Georgia has issued its first ever Zombie Alert, advising US citizens to be prepared and have ample stocks and supplies on hand in…
SEAL Team 6 Memoir Reveals Photo of Team Member Who Actually Shot Bin Laden
The Pentagon – (SatireWorld.com) History was made today when Cmdr. David Montgomery’s tell all book concerning the successful Navy SEAL Team 6 raid on the Osama Bin Laden compound last year made the NY Times best seller list. According to…
VP Dick Cheney Injured In Freak Duck Hunting Accident
Tyler, Wyoming – (GlossyNews.com) – Ex-vice president Dick Cheney, an avid bird hunter who has helped his post heart transplant surgery by getting back outdoors, was injured in a freak accident duck hunting at one of the lakes in rural…
SatireWorld to give out free Mayan Calendars To Celebrate The Apocalypse
(SatireWorld.com) – One of the web’s leading satire sites has broken new ground in promoting its site by offering a free gift to readers… In this case a free Mayan Calendar! Since December 21, 2012 is the supposed end of…
Mount Rushmore Expansion Opens This Weekend
National Park Service Bulletin-(SatireWorld.com) – The Department of the Interior has rolled out its first big celebration in many years as they officiate the opening of America’s first new national park in almost 40 years.
Israeli Cruise Ship Sinks After Striking Floating Goldberg
Tel Aviv, IA -(Glossy News) Mourners filled the office of Zion Shipping Lines after news of the first Israeli cruise ship, the Moe Weiner, was reported foundering in rough waters in Lake Champaine in upstate New York. According to several…
First Seaman to Sail Up The Yin-Yang Gone Missing
Having heard about the mysterious and fabled Ying-Yang by scores of people who claimed to ‘have taken it up there,’ and wondering what going up it might actually mean for himself, sailor and adventurer, Frankie Johnson, advised his friends down…
Rare Formosan Silicone Termites Ruining Hollywood Starlets’ Careers
Hollywood, CA (Glossy News) – So, what can make a Hollywood starlet run away like a scared rabbit? How about a vicious little insect that can devour a thousand times its weight in silicone material a day. Entomologists from around…