SatireWorld to give out free Mayan Calendars To Celebrate The Apocalypse

(SatireWorld.com) – One of the web’s leading satire sites has broken new ground in promoting its site by offering a free gift to readers… In this case a free Mayan Calendar!

Since December 21, 2012 is the supposed end of all mankind according to several religions and is also the end of the Mayan Calendar, the coincidence has allowed many to think the ancients had a forewarning of a rather bleak Christmas season to come. It has also sparked fear amongst the paranoid, and hopes among those who wish the world as we know it a speedy and violent end.

SatireWorld is catering to all aspects of the doomsayers by offering the limited edition calendar in asbestos and Kevlar. All editions are waterproof and moth resistant.

As an added bonus only found on the December page, editor Bargis Tryhol has agreed to pose fully nude with his back toward the camera, since it gives most viewers a lasting image of… The End.

Author: Bargis Tryhol

Hello, I'm Bargis Tryhol and currently live somewhere in the southern part of the USA. I have been writing humor for quite a few years and love to make fun of the liberals who in recent years seem to be falling by the wayside in droves. My online following is fairly large now, so a big 'shout out' to all who have embraced my lopsided humor. I do appreciate the support. You can visit my website Satire World for more outrageous humor.... SatireWorld.com Comments or retribution? Bargistryhol@aol.com

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