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The New Trump Republic! (New Satirist Matthew Pickner)

ED: Welcome to exciting new Glossy News Satire humor head Matthew Pickner! Bring it on home! With this past week’s news of the Trump Administration’s proposed mandate to fashion all new federal buildings in the classical style, here’s a speculative Trump “refashioning” of L’Enfant’s…

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TRUMP BLEATS VICTORY!

After escaping decapitation, King Donald twirled around his country like a crazed ballerina. ┬áHe shrieked victory from town to town accompanied by Adam Schiff howling in a cage. Lord of the Stool Steve Miller administered electric shocks to the former…

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GUESS WHO’S BACK! Trumpisms 5.0

114 Sign on White House door: Gone fission. Be back tomorrow, if there is a tomorrow. 115 Definition of nuclear retaliation — the morning after pill. Guaranteed to prevent pregnancy. Every pregnancy. 116 “It’s falling! It’s falling!” “What?” asked Trump….

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Posted in Politics World News

Trump Rushed to Walter Reed for Hand Trauma

rump had suffered multiple paper cuts from his rage induced efforts to tear up old Nancy Pelosi speeches that he demanded his staff find for him after his State of the Union delivery.

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Trump & Biden Fans Provide Amazing Tinder Guide for Pros!

Unhinged randy Kool Aid bandits Donald J. Trump and Joe Biden have decided to bury their proverbial/Freudian hatchets, although probably not in each others backs at least! Here is their hysterically intelligent and flamboyantly hi-energy guide to Tinder seduction. No…

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Posted in Politics Serious Commentary

Tyrant Rising… Trump Primes Little Red Button on America’s Minorities!

There is a common tendency to misguidedly give Trump the benefit of the doubt on gender and sexual minorities (GSM), as some people think he is simply going to curb the worst excesses of minority activism (like giving 5 year…

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