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Putin-Trump Announce Presidential Run in 2024
Murderous dictator Vladimir Putin and former president Donald Trump threw their hats into the ring at a press conference in Detroit, Michigan yesterday. The motor city was chosen as a symbol for the Russian-style economic desolation Mr. Putin hopes to…
Twentysomething Trumper Pick-up Lines Courting Foxy Babes To Make America GRATE Again
• Can I be like the Biden economy and crash at YOUR place? • It’s fake news YOU can live without me. • YOU steal my heart like lefties stole the ‘20 election. • Forever looking for the right woman,…
Trump Declares 2024 Presidential Election Already Stolen from Him
(Vice Presidential candidate Ivanka Trump says Stop The Steal) Former President Donald Trump says the 2024 Presidential election has already been stolen from him and that the upcoming vote should be overturned in his favor. Trump, in a case of…
Donald Trump Corrects Record About January 6
Donald Trump has claimed that leading the January 6 mob was a missed opportunity for him to serve his country and give back. “I was never allowed to partake in military service. They say it was bad feet. No, it…
Trump Claims “Afternoon Delights” Alibi
Washington, DC (AP). Under attack for the missing White House call logs, former President Donald Trump said, “there are no call logs because there were simply no calls made during that time period! You guys can make all the stink you want…
From the desk of the Cood Day TOTed President Donald John TRUMP!
Yesterday morning I ordered all federal state and local Republican Politicians to kill themselves by sticking a shotgun in their mouths and pulling the trigger where their FAMILIES CAN FIND THEM! There nothing but gutless coward Rinos!! SO WHAT I…
Ivanka Trump Launches ‘Vanka’s Pop-Up Elite Ultra-Right Insurrection
Club’
While ex-president and self-declared greatest man that ever lived, DonaldTrump, sulks and skulks in his palatial Florida mansion, his favourite wife /daughter, Ivanka, has yet again astounded the world with her insatiable greed.Her ability to prize cash from the super-rich…
Have you ever heard of the Trumps?
SLUDGE INTERNET NEWS January 25, 2031 “Have you ever heard of the Trumps?” Gene, my editor, blew his stack when I asked to write a story about them. “Who wants to read about a couple of rednecks living in…
Trump Summarizes Selected Works of Shakespeare
Hamlet This is the story of a king, a great king, who was doing a marvelous job running his country. Until a very bad, very disgraceful person put a stop to it. His name was Claudius, and the whack job…
Trump Pardons Unabomber
Florida, 9amIn a move certain to appeal to his base, Donald Trump has issued an official Presidential pardon to “Mathematical Genius” Ted Kaczynsky. “I give a full pardon to Ted, unfairly labelled a Unabomber by the fake news media. I know…