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HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey
Well-beloved Brasenose Brexit bothererer and flamboyant career politician David Cameron has inadvertently sparked an epic diplomatic kerfuffle. Last night, he was arrested in Turkey. The good news, however, is he is now safely out of Turkey. He was, however, wholly…
David Cameron Admits ‘Monoculturalist Experiment Has Finally Failed’
Like Angela Merkel, David Cameron famously announced in 2011 that multiculturalism had failed. But a recently leaked transcript to a confidential meeting of Cayman bankers and well-heeled Eton toffs shows that he has also failed in his efforts to create…
Klubber Bonez Songbook: David Cameron Bellend Blues
NOTE: Dave is so greedy, he has insisted on appearing today, despite the fact that he was due tomorrow. But yes: you can expect to see another Klubber Bonez song tomorrow, as announced earlier today. Tomorrow’s song will also feature…
David Cameron Apologises for “Humanitarian Caliphate” Smear
David Cameron has been forced to make a humiliating climbdown, after incorrectly claiming that the Humanitarian Caliphate is an even better caliphate than the Daesh/IS/ISIS/ISIL/IKEA one. Calm down dear; listen to what the Grand Physician says… sorry, I mean, “orders…
Frank Turner Parody: Cameron Fucked The Pigs!
DEDICATED TO ALL OPPONENTS OF BOURGEOIS CENTRISM. YES, THAT’S RIGHT! I’M BEING NICE THIS TIME… Whatever happened to dogging? The pigs are scared now David Cameron’s in the neighbourhood; His truncheon’s small, deadly and harmful He’s a nasty sexual deviant…
From Blair Effect to Cameron? How Long Before Dave Starts Making Helpful Public ‘Interventions?’
One of the most hilarious things on Twitter is the apparently non-satirical interventions Tony Blair makes in public life. But it turns out brave Dave hasn’t exactly retired to have a wank in his yacht either!
“To be Finished Would be a Relief”: Solving the Mystery of Cameron’s Resignation Song
The end of David Cameron’s tenure as Prime Minister was a hectic one to say the least. With the country practically imploding after Brexit, Cameron had to take the blame for the emerging crisis. But when Cameron started humming a…
Tory Candidates: As-Yet-Entirely-Unspeculated Cameron Coup (2/2)
I’m going to list for you all the Tory politicians I admire and respect and who I think fully deserve to be UK PM… … … …
Tory Candidates: As-Yet-Entirely-Unspeculated Cameron Coup (1/2)
The Objective Media (!) has been slandering Wallace Runnymede for his Miliband/Labour-Leak article “bias.” What a dazzling array of Neo-New-Labour candidates…
#SheToo: Cockroach Katie Hopkins Shipwrecks Outa Twitter. SAD!
Now the media have redefined it to include morons like Hopkins who think chatting $$$te purely to get a rise out of people, with zero meaningful moral purpose behind it (just ‘disruption for the sake of disruption.’)