cocaine conservatism
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HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey

Well-beloved Brasenose Brexit bothererer and flamboyant career politician David Cameron has inadvertently sparked an epic diplomatic kerfuffle. Last night, he was arrested in Turkey. The good news, however, is he is now safely out of Turkey. He was, however, wholly…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey
Conservative Party
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David Cameron Admits ‘Monoculturalist Experiment Has Finally Failed’

Like Angela Merkel, David Cameron famously announced in 2011 that multiculturalism had failed. But a recently leaked transcript to a confidential meeting of Cayman bankers and well-heeled Eton toffs shows that he has also failed in his efforts to create…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! David Cameron Admits ‘Monoculturalist Experiment Has Finally Failed’
Tories
Posted in Music Politics

Klubber Bonez Songbook: David Cameron Bellend Blues

NOTE: Dave is so greedy, he has insisted on appearing today, despite the fact that he was due tomorrow. But yes: you can expect to see another Klubber Bonez song tomorrow, as announced earlier today. Tomorrow’s song will also feature…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Klubber Bonez Songbook: David Cameron Bellend Blues
Posted in Politics War Zone

David Cameron Apologises for “Humanitarian Caliphate” Smear

David Cameron has been forced to make a humiliating climbdown, after incorrectly claiming that the Humanitarian Caliphate is an even better caliphate than the Daesh/IS/ISIS/ISIL/IKEA one. Calm down dear; listen to what the Grand Physician says… sorry, I mean, “orders…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! David Cameron Apologises for “Humanitarian Caliphate” Smear
Piggate
Posted in Music World News

Frank Turner Parody: Cameron Fucked The Pigs!

DEDICATED TO ALL OPPONENTS OF BOURGEOIS CENTRISM. YES, THAT’S RIGHT! I’M BEING NICE THIS TIME… Whatever happened to dogging? The pigs are scared now David Cameron’s in the neighbourhood; His truncheon’s small, deadly and harmful He’s a nasty sexual deviant…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Frank Turner Parody: Cameron Fucked The Pigs!
Obituary
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From Blair Effect to Cameron? How Long Before Dave Starts Making Helpful Public ‘Interventions?’

One of the most hilarious things on Twitter is the apparently non-satirical interventions Tony Blair makes in public life. But it turns out brave Dave hasn’t exactly retired to have a wank in his yacht either!

WTF?! Click now to find out more! From Blair Effect to Cameron? How Long Before Dave Starts Making Helpful Public ‘Interventions?’