Tories
Posted in Politics World News

Boris Johnson Promises Brexit Boom: “We’ll Corner the Cocaine Industry!”

Compulsive Onanist and quasi-photogenic Eton fop Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson has finally managed to allay fears of a Brexit slump by investing in local industry, providing some helpful tax cuts to rich and poor alike, and looking out for…

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Tories
Posted in Politics World News

Boris Johnson SUPER GAFFE! “Neo-Nazi Terrorists are a Terrible Drain on Our Prison System”

Fiscally responsible coke-ridden cockwomble Boris Johnson has furiously denounced Jeremy Corbyn’s ‘grossly opportunistic and uncompassionate‘ calls for a zero-tolerance approach to white supremacist terrorism.

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Tories
Posted in World News

BOJO OR BUST! Ultimate Boris Johnson Quiz: Who Said These Edgy Quotes???

It’s not a laughing matter…? Of course it is! EVERYTHING IS! 😛 … Or is it? Never mind! See how many you can get… Enjoy and share, if you want to make the Pig ‘n’ Coke club cry! The answer…

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Tories
Posted in World News

Boris Johnson in ‘Islamophobic’ EU Gaffe: Why Don’t We Just Try an Islamic Divorce?!

Scandal-plagued Brexit hardliner Boris Johnson has recently distanced himself from the even more scandal-plagued Theresa May, with a spiffing jape about how to really chuck Chequers.

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Tony Blair
Posted in Politics

Tony “Nice Advice Blair” Comforts Despondent Boris

Widely admired MakeTheBestOfItEr and subterranean sack of squirming oyster spunk Tony “Nice Advice” Blair has offered some spiffing career advice to fellow overhyped spafflord Boris “Bugger ’Em Sherbetways” Johnson. The Times of LONDON (NB!) stunningly and bravely noted that Awwah Tony, reflecting on…

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Haters
Posted in Politics Serious Commentary

Corbyn-Boris-Pact? Twitter Explodes with Nasty Antisemitic Slurs…

Boris Johnson is now UK PM, but it seems that after years of vile antisemitic flaming and trolling from the Corbyn Cult, many Boris fans seem to be taking the low road with the nasty ‘Cabal’ slur. Unclear how many…

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Posted in Crime

Biking Bonkers Boris Foils Mugging

Lord Mayor of London, Bonkers Boris Nonsense, last night rescued a woman from being attacked by an armed group of drunken yobettes, chasing them down the road on his bicycle while shouting “Effin’ Oiks – I’ll have yer all horse-whipped…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Big Non-Fiction Projects: Things You Need to Think About Before Starting SENSITIVE TOPICS!

Writing satire stories is a great skill that isn’t universally held by everyone… but what about those of you who are even more ambitious, and want to write some big non-fiction stuff, and maybe even about socially, politically, historically, or…

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Things Fall Apart: Is the UK Doomed to Dystopia, or Are We on the Verge of Real Progress?

The election of Boris Johnson in the UK has led to fears that the UK has voted in a potential dictator. Some scoff at ‘Boris Derangement Syndrome,’ just as many people scoff at ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome.’ Others are convinced the…

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American Freedom
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

He’s Back! America Plunges Towards Dystopia… Honest Adolph Volume II!

CHAPTER 1: LET FREEDOM BLAZE! Senator Willow twitched nervously as she faced the camera. ‘Where is Otis?’ she wondered. ‘Thank God that tricksy guy isn’t here tonight.’

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