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Donald Trump, the Antichrist, is “Close Enough to Christ,” said Evangelical Leader
Dateline: LICKSKILLET, KY—Evangelical Christians are supporting President Donald Trump, because “he’s probably the Antichrist and that’s close enough,” according to evangelical leader Leon Birdbrain.
GOP EXPLODE into Factions over Coronavirus Strategies!
Trump’s recent pronouncements on Coronavirus have been highly controversial. However, other Republicans are here to save the day
Trumpocalypse… NOW?! Some of the Best Trump Cult Stories
Enjoy… Kind of. Let me know if we need to do another one of these! Not an exhaustive list by any means. 😉 Cartoonist Upchuck with a timely, timeless allegory! Well, somebody just to had to stick their neck out…
TRUMP BLEATS VICTORY!
After escaping decapitation, King Donald twirled around his country like a crazed ballerina. He shrieked victory from town to town accompanied by Adam Schiff howling in a cage. Lord of the Stool Steve Miller administered electric shocks to the former…
1st Century Jesus, 21st Century America: Does the Following Story Sound Familiar?
In order to get perspective on the religious dilemmas of 21st America (and to some degree elsewhere), let’s rewind a couple of millennia to a period that in some ways, looks surprisingly (or unsurprisingly?) familiar. In the first century, an…
AS PROMISED! Jesus Has a Special Reunion Message for Republicans
Hi there it’s Jesus, and I have a special reunion message! The good news is, thanks to the Supreme Court, abortion in America is gonna end!
BURN THE WITCH! Washington DC Pastor Arrested for ‘Insanity,’ Defrocked for ‘Heresy & Blasphemy’
An African-American pastor has been arrested and institutionalized for what Fox News has called an ‘utterly unhinged, dangerous, extremist, De Niroesque mafia rant’ outside the White House. According to sources, Catherine Ukunda Underhill spent ‘close to ten minutes’ spreading ‘divisive…
GUEST POST: Dear Leader Donald Denounces ‘Fake Christian’ Conspiracy Against America!
ED: We’d like to welcome world-renowned/notorious web troll Donald Trump to our esteemed publication. We would like to remind our reminders that no money has changed hands for this exclusive Ted Haggard-style guest post. Why would a person of faith…
Trumpisms 3.0: Worse & Worser, Curiouser & Curiouser!
ED: Does anybody like sick jokes? Or at least sick jokes about sick jokes? Well here’s a double bill of twisted Trump humor! Don’t forget instalments one and two as well… Trumpisms 3.0 by Richard Seltzer
HHS Offers APOCALYPTIC Warning… John Bolton’s Opioids About to Wear Off!
The end of the world is nigh, and there’s nothing you can do about it! The Antichrist is among us, and we’ve not got much time… How so? Well, read on to find out more! Pretty sure the mainstream media…