Posted in Politics World News

Donald Trump’s Latest Conspiratorial Rant: ‘The Jews Control Israel’ (1/2)

Rambunctious Orange Lives Matter Civil Activist and Pitiful Nazicon Stooge Donald Trump has recently delivered another hate-ridden tirade. After his edgy pre-election comments on ‘Latino rapists’ and ‘banning Muslims,’ Jake Tapper’s recent interview shows the Donald propagating a bizarre anti-Semitic…

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Posted in Human Interest

There is Nothing More Natural than Appealing to What is Natural

Nothing morally consequential follows from ‘the natural.’ There is nothing ‘unnatural’ about mass atrocities, wifebeating, gay-bashing, anti-disabled sentiment, racism, or dying of a heroin overdose.

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Posted in Politics World News

Mysterious Trot Infestation in Yorkshire

Raping in the Name of: Mysterious Trot Infestation in Yorkshire Leaves Potential Sex Offenders Shaking Their Dicks!!! Not so long ago, I spoke about my not so intimate encounter with the Hyde Park Trots in Leeds, Yorkshire.

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Human Interest Top Stories

Glossy News Book Showcase 6: Tim Jones’s “You’re Grounded For Life” – Misguided Parenting Strategies that Sounded Good at the Time

YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE – Misguided Parenting Strategies that Sounded Good at the Time is available for purchase as a paperback book or as an ebook at fine retailers everywhere, as well as a few shady outlets I would never…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Glossy News Book Showcase 5: Benjamin Cain’s ‘God Decays’

Howard Rhodes, an NSA cryptanalyst, engineered the zombie apocalypse. So said the President of the United States in his shocking final address to the nation, which served as the American epitaph. Four years later, the old world is in ruins…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment Top Stories

Glossy News Book Showcase Returns Tomorrow

Not long ago, we had our first Glossy News ebook showcase (although strictly speaking, printed books are OK too!) Swan Morrison’s Judgment Day Rfreed’s 9/12/01 (also serialized at Glossy News)

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Posted in Top Stories

The Shadow of Charlie

After the Charlie Hebdo Massacre in January 2014, Glossy News published many Hebdo-related pieces; and even later on, as well! Some of the material was commentary; but we also had our usual funny ‘fake news’ stories, and various other humorous…

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Posted in Human Interest Religionism

Islam & the Mystery of the “True” Liberal (Guest Post from Khwaja Khusro Tariq)

Meet “Moderate” Muslim and “True” Liberal… Or MM & TL, for short!

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Posted in Politics

CIA Digs up Dirt on President Trump, Forms New Planet

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.–In response to President-elect Donald Trump’s denigrating the American intelligence community, the CIA dug up a planet of dirt on Trump, altering the Earth’s gravitational field. The American intelligence community was united in its assessment that Russia hacked…

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Posted in War Zone World News

The Paris Tragedies

Note from Wallace: This essay from Appleseed Ike appeared very early in the history of the Neocon Surveillance site, and the Peace Criminals Project more generally. These meditations are particularly poignant in light of further terrorist tragedies and atrocities in…

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