Year: 2017
Whose Side Are You On, Boys? An Uncomfortable Challenge
I once commented on the Liberal Democrats Facebook page:
A Modest Proposal: On the Arbitrary Character of Speech Laws
Offense is both subjective and objective. Harassment is both subjective and objective.
Read This Before Using The Mk677
For decades, the most chosen alternative to achieve high muscle growth gains were anabolic steroids, cyclic applications of human growth hormone injections with frequent use. Adepts have quickly discovered that these injections have grossly overloaded various organs and the organism…
God Praised for Outfitting Donald Trump with Self-Destruct Button
Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Thousands of Americans, who resist Donald Trump’s presidency on the grounds that he is literally a psychopath, have formed a religious group calling for praise of God for supplying the psychopath Donald Trump with a self-destruct button. The…
Second-Grade Satirist Furious: 10 Whole Websites Steal His ‘Scaramucci Joke’
A certain low-grade satirist is upset that no fewer than ten edgy satire outlets have stolen his Scaramucci joke. Bigoted, disrespectful moron One Tongue Johnny wantonly abused his freedom of speech privileges by screaming:
Strong Women May not be PC, but They are Very Real
Have you ever noticed there is a PC taboo (sometimes explicitly stated, sometimes more explicit) over the phrase ‘strong woman?’
Prophet of Doom Cheated Out of his Due Respect
Dateline: Year 2032, somewhere in the former United States—After the collapse of Western civilization in 2031, followed by the ruination of the rest of the planet, a self-proclaimed former prophet of doom has been reminding the survivors that he told…
When Good Gods Go Bad? Hitch was Right About the Dalai Lama
The Hollywood Lama (not to be confused with his fellow idealistic cleric and theocratic wackjob, the recently deceased Caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic State) is a plastic bonze; with a heart for the Dharma, and a stomach for…
Bookmarks From Hell — A List of Unsavory, Alarming and Downright Nasty Things Librarians Have Found In Library Books
A dead frog A used band-aid A squashed and leaking Ketchup packet.
Commies Gonna Hang (Rand Paul’s Ode to Dead Dictators)
Rand Paul has recently launched a liberty rock band, in order to spread the gospel of Aqua Buddha, and his message of peace, love, and human understanding. Here’s a sneak preview of their first song. Commies Gonna Hang Looked out…