Month: April 2017
Justin Bieber to Replace AC/DC’s Phil Rudd
AC/DC’s Phil Rudd is currently under house arrest for drug related criminal incidents. But it seems unlikely his fellow moshers will be keeping a seat warm for him. Justin Bieber’s stellar solo career is about to come to an end!…
The Best Way to Eat for Cheap in Your Hotel
How to get the best value out of your hotels. You can get SO MUCH cheap stuff right in your room you wouldn’t even believe. Cheap and healthy food is just the beginning, now imagine we show you how to…
Sneak Peek of the Hillbilly Documentary Series (Exclusive)
WEB EXTRA — for our upcoming feature film “How Bobby Joe Really Do,” or whatever it ends up being titled. Bobby Joe explains where he’s from and why he’s got such a crazy accent! More at www.facebook.com/BobbyJoeTheMovie and www.reddit.com/r/BobbyJoe.
Hotheads’ Violence Caused by Hot Climates, Study Finds
Dateline: GREENLAND—A sociobiological study from Bigwig University in Ittoqqortoormiit, Greenland shows that the areas around the world with the hottest temperatures tend to be inhabited by more aggressive, bellicose peoples, or “hotheads,” as the study calls them, while colder zones…
Amsterdam Infomercials on TV at Night are Just… Wow
Returned from my Amsterdam trip last week and oh boy the things I learned. Apparently in the US, unbridled violence is just fine, while the vaguest hints of breasts are completely unacceptable. It’s a pretty weird dichotomy, but apparently, this…
In his Lonely Hour, Trump Embraces the Swamp
April arrives, and like seasons, brings cherry blossoms to bloom in Washington D.C. One side or another deflowers the hopes of Liberty or the Peace Movement. Trump has embraced warfare and the welfare state. The swamp will take away the…
Man With Skin Cancer Loathes Doctors, Dies Without Medical Treatment
Dateline: NEW JERSEY—Morris Berbowski, a 53 year-old man, died from skin cancer after refusing to be treated by any doctor for seven years, because he couldn’t find one who wasn’t “a condescending douchebag.” He was constantly mistreated by medical professionals,…
Glossy News Podcast — 073 (April 1st, 2017)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back with a whole new bunch of crazy, fun stuff for 2017. * My six year old decided to give up on his dreams of being a cop in favor of being a software (game) programmer….
(Meme): A Lesson from the Donald
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