Posted in Entertainment Internets Tubes

New Occasional Series: Glossy News Classics

As one of the very longest running fake news satire outlets of all time, Glossy News has had a lot of classics over the years. From time to time, we will be republishing stories that really stood out. Clever? Ingenious? Edgy?…

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Posted in Sports Sports Events

Can One Expect NFL Game in the China

It is hard to believe that NFL game will be performed in China. But this is going to happen. It will be for the first time when the U. S. sports league will be played in the China. The game…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 066 (10-24-16)

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with a whole new slew of stuff. Here are just some of the topics covered in the the October 24th, 2016 edition. * NO MORE election updates. I wanted to do more, but it’s…

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Posted in Entertainment Internets Tubes

Dan Geddes Video Selection (2/2)

Here’s part two! American Sniper American Sniper, Bush vs. Clinton, Scooters in Amsterdam. Standup – The Five Stages of NSA Surveillance Grief Facebook, NSA. Facebook Funeral American accents, Facebook funerals, and how no one thinks they are going to die.

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Posted in Entertainment Internets Tubes

Dan Geddes Video Selection (1/2)

Dan Geddes is a true stalwart not only of Glossy News, but of humor and satire in general. He has done a lot of stand-up comedy, which you can find on his Youtube channel. I’m sure you’re not gonna die…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Dan Geddes Interviews

Tomorrow and the day after, I will present two articles on the stand-up videos of one our resident satire legends, Dan Geddes! But he is also a public joke-a-lectual too, it seems! Here’s Dan speaking humorously, albeit with all due…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Trump is Right – Proof that the Election is Rigged

Donald Trump has alleged the 2016 presidential election has been rigged against him and that the only possible way he can lose will be because of fraud and collusion. As a noted investigative reporter, I felt it was my journalistic…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Theresa May to Rename Conservative Party ‘National-Socialist Party’

After her recent ‘success’ with the notorious Snooper’s Charter, Theresa ‘Jihadi Tess’ May is now planning to conduct yet another Cameroneque image change for her right-wing party, the Conservatives. One anonymous source close to the eagle’s mouth tells me:

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Muslims Report Stuff

At the second presidential debate, a Muslim member of the Town Hall audience asked Donald Trump what could be done to reduce the intense level of Islamophobia. Trump replied with what many Americans think is an outstanding solution to address…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 065 (10-17-16)

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with a whole podcast dedicated just to Remlinger Farms. They’re not our sponsors, much as that would be awesome, but we just really like what they do. Here are just some of the topics…

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Posted in Internets Tubes World News

One Act Tumblr Play: Obama Gets Friendzoned

It’s always fun to write a One Act Tumblr Play; that particular social media site is perfect for this kind of writing! Here’s one of mine: Obama: Hey, I really like that country, but I’m not gonna do the running. Let…

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Posted in Politics Top Stories

Hillary Clinton To Make Direct Appeal To Less-Educated, White, Male Voters

In the final run-up to the US presidential elections, Hillary Clinton is hoping to ensure victory by winning-over the one demographic group that Donald Trump has yet failed to insult or alienate. That group consists of white American men without…

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Posted in Society

The Pre-Christmas Online Promotion Season is Coming: 5 Things Good to Know

As we all know too well, each year has four seasons: the “Post-Christmas Fasting” season, the “Pre-Vacation Saving Season”, the “Vacation-Spending” season, and the “Pre-Christmas Online Promotion” season – which is on our doorstep.

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip Politics Strange People Top Stories

Breaking News: Woman Claims Trump Didn’t Grope Her

A woman from Broken Springs, Michigan has come forward to insist that Donald Trump has not groped her, despite many opportunities to do so. Allison McGregor, a 47-year-old housekeeper who used to work at Trump’s Mar-o Lago hotel/resort in Florida,…

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Posted in War Zone

Conspiracy Theorists are Foolish: the ‘Hume’s Leap’ Fallacy

  Some years ago, someone spoke with me about 9/11 conspiracy theories, and said that he ‘wouldn’t put it past them,’ or words to that effect. This sentence from the person who spoke with me years ago, arguably shines a…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 064 (10-10-16)

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with so much good stuff. Here are just some of the topics covered in the the October 10th, 2016 edition. * The anatomy of “How it’s REALLY Made” videos are REALLY made. There’s so…

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Posted in Health Politics

Republicans Praised for Reducing Stigma for Psychopaths

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.–The National Institute of Mental Health congratulated the Republican Party for helping to accustom Americans to those with mental illness, by elevating obvious psychopaths to positions of high office. Doctor Fernando Lamas, chairman of the Institute, said at…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment Top Stories

Glossy News Contributor Book Showcase 3: Jonathan Mitchell’s ‘The Mu Rhythm Bluff’

Here is the final ebook in this current run of showcases. We’ll have another run in the near future. Here, we have the autism advocate Jonathan Mitchell, and his novel the Mu Rhythm Bluff! *** Some people are lucky at…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Entertainment

Glossy News Contributor Book Showcase 2: Rfreed’s ‘9/12/01’

Rfreed’s 9/12/01 is an alternate history novel with a single, intriguing premise. The blurb expresses the underlying concept quite nicely:

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Posted in Science & Technologizzy Technology

Ever Wanted to Burn Your Money? Well Now You Can

Ever spent so much that it literally felt like you were burning money? While it’s never a good idea to spend more than you can afford, the idea of burning your money isn’t quite as bad as it used to…

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Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos Science & Technologizzy

Saved by the Bell: When Your Phone Saves you from Boredom

When the idea of the mobile phone was made a reality back in the early 1980s, it was done so with the aim of enabling people to make and receive calls from wherever they were.

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Posted in Top Stories

Glossy News Contributor Book Showcase 1: Swan Morrison’s ‘Judgement Day’

For the next three days, we are showcasing three ebooks, from three Glossy News writers! First of all, here is ‘Judgment Day’ by Swan Morrison. Aside from his various humorous ebooks, Swan Morrison runs the site Short Humour. ‘Judgment Day’ is his…

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Posted in Politics Serious Commentary

“I, for one, am not an anti-Neoliberal”

On the one hand, people who claim neoliberalism exists say that Hayek thought capitalism and free markets could aid democracy, but if not, well too bad! But on the other hand, people who claim neoliberalism exists say that Hayek was…

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Posted in Podcasts Video News

4K Glossy News Podcast 063 (10-3-16)

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with special guest Ty Anderson, AKA Ty The Voice guy . All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”….

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Posted in Health Human Interest

Has Autism Given me the Gift of Prophecy?

Some persons on the autism spectrum have extraordinary talents and abilities.  These are known as savant skills.

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