Month: September 2016
Trump: Hillary Drooled Through Debate
On Wednesday Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump proposed this new conspiracy theory about his Democratic rival, Hillary Clinton: that she drooled all the way through Monday’s debate. “Didn’t notice at 1st,” he tweeted, “Crooked Hillary drooled all over herself @…
What is Done & What Isn’t Done: All’s Painful in Love & Politics
In life, I don’t regret what I have actually done, half as much as I’ve regretted what I didn’t do when I had the chance, or what I did do, but did in a way that was omitting to do…
Pokemon-Go Craze Puts U.S. Elections in Doubt
NEW YORK – The incredibly addictive Pokemon-Go app, which has sent countless millions of people out into the world to stare at their cell phones more than ever, has now put the U.S. Presidential elections in doubt. Current CNN polls…
4K Glossy News Podcast 062 (9-26-16)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with special guest Ty Anderson, AKA Ty The Voice guy . All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”….
The End of America: Pure Evil Barack Hussein Obama Regime is Coming for Your Polaroid Sunglasses
The wicked depravity of the evil, dictatorial socialist regime of Barack Hussein Obama knows no bounds. If you’ve been reading the news recently, we’re pretty sure you won’t have heard jack shit about the recent plot to confiscate your Polaroid…
Trump-Corbyn Syndrome Defined As New Mental Disorder
New editions of two major mental disorder classification manuals are to list Trump–Corbyn Syndrome (TCS) as a mental disorder. The naming of the condition was inspired by the behaviour of Donald Trump’s supporters in the US and Jeremy Corbyn’s supporters…
Inflammatory Gary Johnson & Bill Weld Video: Secret Transcript Leak
Libertarian POTUS 2016 hopefuls Gary Johnson and Bill Weld have recently done a revamp of their recent edgy campaign video. This hilarious inept video makeover hasn’t been released yet; but the new video does contain the edgy guitar instrumentals of David…
Casino King Donald Trump Would Ban Online Casinos as President for ‘Not Being Classy Enough’
Millionaire Donald J. Trump may have come from humble beginnings as the son of a wealthy real estate tycoon, but he made his name as a brash and powerful casino magnate. But if there’s one thing he can’t abide, especially…
4K Glossy News Podcast 061 (9-19-16)
The 4K/UHD podcast is back again with special guest Ty Anderson, AKA Ty The Voice guy . All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”….
Official Letters Confirm Trump is Ready to Become the Most Amazing President Ever
The Trump Campaign just announced it will be releasing scores of official letters from experts attesting to the fact Donald Trump is fully prepared to be the most incredibly qualified person to run for the American presidency in over 500…