Month: May 2013
Who would you pay to have sex with? (comic)
It’s the age-old question. Who would you do? Who would you do for $100? Who would you do for a million bucks? The film Indecent Proposal really re-opened this never-closed question by giving random girls with low self-esteem the impression…
Shaking in Fear, Oil Covered Congress Presses Obama to Approve Keystone XL Pipeline
Covered in what appears to be various amounts of crude oil, Congress is increasing pressure on the Obama administration to approve work on the long-delayed Keystone XL oil sand pipeline. They argue that the pipeline, which plans to carry large…
“Yoga Pants in Public” Innovator to Receive Congressional Medal of Freedom
In one of the first truly bipartisan initiatives in recent memory, the 113th US Congress voted overwhelmingly this morning to award the innovator of the “yoga pants in public” women’s fashion trend with the nation’s highest civilian honor, the Congressional…
Husband Furious Wife Can’t Listen (comic)
We’ve all been there. You talk and talk and talk, but your message just doesn’t seem to get through. Maybe you’re going about it all wrong. Maybe your tone is unforgiving… or maybe it’s not you at all, but a…
Obama releases children’s book as ‘full legal basis’ for drone strikes
In response to House Democrats demanding that President Barack Obama release information on the White House Administration’s use of drone strikes, congress was sent a copy of “Our Friend Danny Drone,” a children’s book written by Obama. Inside sources have…
The Dastardly Duty Of Dealing With Demented Dummies Sharing Dormitory/Domicile
There comes a time in everyone’s life when we must deal with that horrible reality of urban survival- having a roommate. Whether it be for economic, sexual, companionship or practical reasons, one often finds oneself having to share that space…
I’m Not Racist or Anything, BUT (comic)
We’ve all heard that phrase a good few dozen times. Some of us have even said it a time or two. But what does it mean? How do those potentially demeaned in our subsequent statements feel? America is far from…
Pro-knife movement to arm unborn babies
Congress Steve Stockman (R-Texas), pro-knife advocate, has introduced H.R. 1526, the Weapons for Unborn Act of 2013 – a bill to require doctors performing abortions to arm unwanted fetuses with a choice of close combat weapon. “I have one concern:…
Study: 98% of Internet Users Admit their ROFL is Just LOL
A new study was released last week detailing various online practices of users across our interconnected globe. Needless to say, some appalling facts have come to light. Apparently, the vast majority of web surfers suffer from something called lying. Basically,…
Husband Doubts His Wife’s State of Intimacy (Comic)
If you love your wife, and you doubt that she might love you quite as much back, then you are not alone. Just talk to her and communicate your feelings, and before you know it, the answer will become evident…