Who would you pay to have sex with? (comic)

It’s the age-old question. Who would you do? Who would you do for $100? Who would you do for a million bucks?

The film Indecent Proposal really re-opened this never-closed question by giving random girls with low self-esteem the impression that their consent was actually worth a substantial amount of money, when in fact a roofie and a parking lot dump remains priced in the low, low hundreds.

But for women thinking their sensuality is some untapped resource, they’re as right as they are wrong. Sure, men would pay for that, in a heart-beat, but the truth is, at least in America, you out-number us, so the market is continually driven down by a surplus of supply.

I’ve gotten way ahead of myself… Just read the comic.

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Author: Brian White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.