Month: March 2013
Handicapping the Popes
Angelo Scola, 71, Milan, Italy Scola is the archbishop of Milan and has probably the best overall arm in the whole field. Terrific overhand curve, excellent command of his fast ball and a back door slider that drives the scouts…
Study: Majority of U.S. Pop. Now Filipina Women
A new study released by Barvard University shows a startling shift in the demographics of the United States from predominantly white to now overwhelmingly Filipina. The report reveals that Filipina women now comprise 59 percent of the population, dwarfing the…
Top Ten Oscar Moments of 2013
Well, the Oscars have come and gone and left us all waiting breathlessly (with questions) till next year. Questions like: Who is going to fall? Who is going to kiss? Who is going to get snubbed? Will the snubs get…
Nations Husbands “Only Watch Women’s Sports for Skimpy Outfits”
In a stunning turn around, a spokesman finally admitted that the nation’s husbands watch women’s sports “only for the skimpy outfits.” The statement comes as a shock from the group who has maintained a hardline “for the love of sport”…
NEWS FLASH: Berlusconi Does Not Get the Girl
In a stunning turn of events, former Prime Minister of Italy Silvio Berlusconi has failed to pick up the hottest girl in Rome. News sources reported late Monday that glitzy fashion star Martina Martinelli blew off the antsy Italian Stallion…