Day: September 6, 2012
Liberals Demand Trump Produce Birth Certificate to Prove He’s Not a Space Alien
An independent group of concerned citizens is demanding that Donald Trump make his birth certificate public to prove that he is not really a space alien from another planet. Concerns from the United Citizens Group For Raising A Fuss has…
Nervous Republican Intern Suggests Everyone Just Take a Second and Look at the 19th Amendment
WASHINGTON D.C. – Aware of the seeming neglect of women’s rights in various areas of Republican Party policy recently, nervous 22 year-old intern Kevin Tisley suggested to advisers and the wider GOP committee Wednesday that everyone just stop talking for…
Twitter Gets its Trademark Panties in a Twist
Twitter, the site where people chat to each other in 140 characters or less, and which encourages following, has posted a guide on the correct usage of its trademarks. The issue? Most of us can wipe our behinds with it…
Wife Suspects Affair After Sandwich Filling Change
A wife and mother of three grown-up children was left in deep shock yesterday morning after her husband changed his sandwich filling after 12 years. Michigan resident Margaret Beesteak rose to her alarm at 7am, as usual, to find her…
Lost Documents Suggest…Hitler Was Colorblind
Berlin, Germany-(SatireWorld.com) A recently discovered trove of unseen secret documents dating from the Nazi era disclosed a secret that many allied intelligence services might have overlooked. According to a doctor’s report concerning the eyesight of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler, the…
16 Year Old Cambridge, MA, Girl Hates Being a Hoar
16-year-old Samantha Hoar (pro: Whore) told her parents today that she hates her name and wants to change it to something with less social stigma. Her wealthy parents refused her request. “The Hoars helped build this country,” said her father…