Category: Politics
Hollywood & the Democrats Rally in Final Show of Strength for Christine Ford
As the final decision is about to be reached on Kavanaugh, a gaggle of towering Hollywood intellectuals and well-beloved Democrats have decided to show their solidarity with Christine Ford, who has made some serious allegations against the prospective SCOTUS justice….
The Great American Novel Has Finally Been Written! Which of Trump’s New Books Is It?
Getting ready for the day he leaves office, (which might not be far away), President-Select Trump has a whole host of ghost-written books all ready for publication to make sure he stays in the public spotlight long after the Oval…
Future NRA Investment Projects In Keeping With Their Violent Tradition
The NRA, reeling after the public notice of their being cash strapped as of late, have decided to expand their financial base of interests to survive. Since their specialized focus of interest are items of destruction it only follows that…
Alt-Right Lunatic Richard Spencer Commences ‘Eastern Strategy’ of Soviet Apologetics
I hear the zinc-deficient, self-partnered, ultra-demisexual serial onanists of the Alt-Right are now borrowing tips from their fellow radical socialists, the Tankies:
Obama Got Up on the World Stage, Reminded Everyone what a President Sounds Like
Obama broke ages of silence. Not to prove we miss him, but to remind us what a statesman actually sounds like. Trump supporters were the first to whip up the re-re-reMIX to mashup his words to sound terrible, but they…
The Yahoo Comments Page Tears Up Cheeky Russian Spy’s Fundraiser to Save Her Butt (& Other Naughty Bits)
Once again, the Yahoo comments pages proves to be the best satire site going. Maria Butina, the pro NRA Russian gun advocate and good Trump friend (what Russian isn’t nowadays) has been accused of spying on the U.S. and wasn’t…
Trump Launches EXTRAORDINARY Expletive-Ridden John McCain Rant.
Universally admired (and hated) celebrity Twitter troll Donald J. Trump has just made an extraordinary online attack on known war hero and suspected warmonger John McCain (wait, did I get that one the right way round?!) Key Twitter highlights go…
G7 Leaders Remind President Trump How American Economic Imperialism Works
Dateline: CHARLEVOIX, QUEBEC—President Trump’s imposing of tariffs against America’s allies, Canada, Mexico, and the EU, has put these allies in the awkward position of having to remind Mr. Trump that the international system of economic regulations was put in place…
Rap The Swamp: Four Edgy Odes to the Media & Political Class!
Gammon faced Republican warmonger John McCain, centrist intellectual Joy-Ann Reid, accomplished political showman Barack Obama and failed Presidential Candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton feature in this four part take-down of the establishment! Have you got any more? Submit to wallacerunnymede@gmail.com. Who…
Trump Comes Up With His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance
Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost written by Kellyanne Conway with…