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5 Reasons Why You Should Ditch Work and Go to Vegas
Let’s be honest. If you are reading this, you probably do not need to have 5 reasons explained to you as to why you should ditch work and go to Vegas. If you are reading this, you probably already have…
Thoughts For The New Year
Since when has it been OK to put chocolate in breakfast cereal? If both cars and cows are contributing to global warming, why don’t we just cut the problem in half and ride cows to work?
Articles of the Year: Which Satire Stories Got the Most Clicks????
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
What Exactly are Payday Loans Ontario No Credit Check
Payday Loans Ontario no Credit Check are cash loans that should be paid by the next payday. The lender does not take a look at the credit score. These loans are given in cash and can be used for any…
Payday Loans in Ontario
Sometimes when things get rough it may seem like a struggle to pay off all of your bills. This becomes even more difficult when you are living paycheck to paycheck and you have to pay your bills before you get…
Exclusive! Hacked Email Reveals Origins of Trump’s Tweets
Glossy News has exclusively obtained a confidential email sent by White House intern ……………… to his mother, which discloses the genesis of the President’s insults
Payday Loans in Kitchener
Payday Loans in Kitchener You never know when a financial emergency will arise. A sudden expense can cripple a household budget. If a car breaks down or a water pipe bursts, there is no time to wait for your next…
Church of Scientology Offer Asylum to (Former) President Trump
Meth-guzzling 60s psychedelic lunatics and dollar-loving all-American Kool Aid hustlers the “Church” of Scientology have show solidarity with fellow deranged plutocrat Donald J. Trump, and offered him refuge from political persecution.
The Mechanics Behind Winning in Slot Games
Winning in slot machines online is not an easy feat. Every individual has long been interested in getting some wins and some inspiring experience with their gaming. Casino experiences are different because the rewards are often instant, and every person…
SAD! Trump’s ‘FAKE’ Tax Returns Leaked to New York Times!
ED: A hearty festive welcome back to Dan Geddes of another side-splitting online publication, The Satirist! WASHINGTON, DC – The New York Times has published the personal tax returns of President Donald Trump, precipitating a media frenzy on both sides of the…