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Free Book Deal, 1 to 5 Feb! Anti UKIP Satire.


My collection of satire stories on UKIP (some of them previously published on various online humor outlets, including Glossy News), is undergoing its periodic free book giveaway!

From 1 to 5 Feb 2017, you can catch up with Tarquin absolutely FREE…

With a zero-cost download from Amazon!

This short story collection brings together some heartwarming and disrespectfully pointed satire stories about Baron Tarquin Binnett De Albion, Esquire. Read the full story

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Free Satire Ebook Deal for Xmas


Both volumes of the Gang of Sneer series are free from 22 to 26 November!

Tarquin Binnett’s Sound Englishman’s Common Sense Jamboree

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24 Hour Free Ebook Deal! Anti-UKIP Satire (21 October 2016)


For 21 October only, this anti-UKIP satire is FREE on Amazon (every country’s store, not just UK!)

This short story collection brings together some heartwarming and disrespectfully pointed satire stories about Baron Tarquin Binnett De Albion, Esquire.
Tarquin Binnett is UKIP’s most cuddly, genial and most crucially of all, stridently prejudiced representative.
Little Winchester, Suffolk has never known such a fine, patriotic, sound Englishman’s common sense gentleman-bigot! Read the full story

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Satirical Fiction & Poetry Updates: New Ebook Just Launched! (2/2)


Just an hour ago, I updated you on my new Youtube account, and the removal of the privacy settings that I carelessly didn’t know about!

I also discussed recent positive developments in my free ebooks series Wallace Runnymede Satire Catastrophes, as serialized on one of my websites, Satire Catastrophes.

And, of course, my decision to start publishing ebooks on Amazon was big news!

On 25 April, the Gang of Sneers series of Amazon ebooks will begin. The first volume features loathsome red-top hack Jackie Smack, and the cuddly and genially rabid UKIP bigot, Tarquin Binnett!

But why wait until then? You can already begin pre-ordering Tarquin Binnett’s Sound Englishman’s Common Sense Jamboree from Amazon! Read the full story

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Glossy News Spam Surge: Establishment ‘Godwinbots’ to Blame (2/2)


As every establishment career politician knows, repetition is of the essence of persuasion.

So, here’s a quick refresher on what the Godwinbots afflicting Glossy News and most of the serious internet are up to.

Unpatriotic Pinko Troll Example #1:

 Goering said ‘all you have to do is create a fictional or at least semi-fictional enemy within and without, and then bring the people to your bidding to denounce the naysayers as traitors and parasites.’ Sound familiar?

 Godwinbot Takedown:

 StfUP_ with ur MORREL E-EQUIVALENC, DUDE! Y;U are literilly worse tanh HITTLERRR!!!!!

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Glossy News Spam Surge: Establishment ‘Godwinbots’ to Blame (1/2)


The loyal vigilance of the Glossy News team is keeping your comments pages free from spam, from dawn to dusk.

Glossy News is at the forefront of taking out spambots whenever and wherever they poke their thieving, parasitical tentacles.

But what is it that drives these cynical, malevolent bastards, the true enemies of all authentic and legitimate satire? Read the full story

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Simon Cowell Finally on Song for UKIP


Simon Cowell used to be unjustly accused of being the UK’s nastiest and most longwinded self-styled culture expert.

So, in order to avoid the unpleasant stigma of being the nastiest man in Britain, he has finally decided to join UKIP.

Hmm… maybe he was inspired by the Fasc’ Factor event he judged not long ago? Read the full story

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“But Immigration is Complex…” Uh-uh! Not so Fast!


Coming up to the 2015 General Election, the inflammatory rhetoric of UKIP is a worrying feature of the complex political scene in the UK.

It’s always been complex, of course…

Well, we have had politicians who have expanded the suffrage and decriminalised homosexuality. Read the full story

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Groundbreaking U(KIP)-Turn: Kippers Start Actually Hating Foreigners


Nigel Farage is concerned that his Edgy-Rhetorical-Hobby-Club is hemorrhaging voters.

So His-Most-Exalted-Joe-Blogginess has come up with a plan to stop the rot (if not the moral decay) within his Circle-Jerk-Pet-Peeve-Party:

It seems for some wholly (in-)explicable reason, everybody thinks we are actually racist.

Instead of merely PRETENDING to be racist.

You know, solely in order to get elected… Read the full story

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