Obituary
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Celebrity Gossip

Obituary: Wallace Runnymede (Jonathan Ferguson) Glossy News Editor, 1983-2019

“Dr” Jonathan Ferguson, 1983-2019, was a self-styled ‘renowned intellectual’ and ‘charismatic edgelord’ who falsely claimed to hold 5 PhDs (or 3, or 2, depending on the version you hear), including one from a prominent Polish diploma mill that was so…

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Nazis
Posted in Politics

Alt-Right Lunatic Richard Spencer Commences ‘Eastern Strategy’ of Soviet Apologetics

I hear the zinc-deficient, self-partnered, ultra-demisexual serial onanists of the Alt-Right are now borrowing tips from their fellow radical socialists, the Tankies:

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Communism
Posted in Society Strange People

Advertizement: Join Gay Tankie Liberation 2018! (When You Have a Hammer, Everything Looks Like a Sickle)

Are you sick and tired of being accused of being a mainstream, heterobourgeois square? Do your most authentic Komrads laugh at you?

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Roll safe fallacy
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

If Only Stalin and Hitler Had Learned SJW Tactics!

SJWs and pomos are often compared to fascists and Stalinists… Such accusations are hardly without their basis in reality.

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Jez Corbyn Labour
Posted in Internets Tubes World News

Entirely Fictional Jeremy Corbyn Apparently Less Extreme than the Real One

The new Facebook Page ‘Fuck Jeremy Corbyn’ doesn’t invite you to seduce the Labour leader; nor indeed to get seduced by him, and get some edgy Trot motorcycle rides. Wow! What an amazing find!

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Syria
Posted in World News

Tankiesplaining the Islamic State: Not All Terrorists!

What would happen if jihadists decided to use the same excuses Communists use? ISIS aren’t evil; just a deformed jihadist’s bureaucracy.

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