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Jeremy Corbyn has often been accused of guilt by association:

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Or the innuendo about supposed Czech spies.

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Pope Francis to Allow Fellatio, Cunnilingus

Newly elected Pope Francis announced today that he will allow parishioners over the age of 50 the option of giving and receiving fellatio and cunnilingus to ensure “marital harmony and to enhance the sex lives of the faithful”.

Ora sex has always been forbidden by the Catholic Church as it violates the Bible’s edict to “go forth and multiply” but the new pontiff said that men and women beyond childbearing years no longer assume that burden.

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