Tag: pope francis
UNDUE SPIRITUAL INFLUENCE??? Pope Francis Endorses Corbyn as UK PM!
Scandal-plagued, sexually questionable Scientologist sympathiser Pope Francis has recently found out that radical activism brings strange bedfellows. He has now given an edgy endorsement to flamboyantly bitter career politician Jeremy Corbyn, widely considered discredited on account of the Labour party’s…
PR DISASTER! Pope Francis Signs Peace Treaty With Church of Scientology
After inking a highly controversial covenant of theological solidarity with the Grand Imam of al-Azhar University, notoriously accident-prone not so militant cleric Pope Francis has been continuing his famously tolerant and inclusive approach to religion by declaring a holy crusade…
Latest Edgy Headlines Make Even More Dodgy Figures Guilty ‘By Association!’
Jeremy Corbyn has often been accused of guilt by association: E.g. the Chairman Mao bike controversy. Or the innuendo about supposed Czech spies. Or disturbing figures like Hamas.
Catholics Flee the Church: “Apostate” Pope Francis Peddles Masturbation “Heresy”
After recent controversial opinions on divorce and gay people, the authority of Pope Francis was already shaky. But now his most contentious radical liberal intervention yet has shaken the Catholic Church to the very core. Even the most hard-nosed dogmatists…
A Vatican Rockstar Who Pulls No Punches
I know the Pope’s comments are from a while back; but don’t forget that much of the media are still giving a simplified, sanitized picture of Pope Francis for general consumption! This being so, it’s definitely worth taking a long, hard,…
Pope Francis to Allow Fellatio, Cunnilingus
Newly elected Pope Francis announced today that he will allow parishioners over the age of 50 the option of giving and receiving fellatio and cunnilingus to ensure “marital harmony and to enhance the sex lives of the faithful”. Ora sex…