Wallace Runnymede
Posted in Top Stories

BREAKING NEWS! Valentine’s Day, Glossy News Editor Finally Comes Out as Pansexual!

A unique and tear jerking celebrity story like none other! Dear friends, we have some unprecedently important news for you that might just change the course of your life forever! After many years, if not decades or even centuries of…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! BREAKING NEWS! Valentine’s Day, Glossy News Editor Finally Comes Out as Pansexual!
Posted in Top Stories

Glossy News Satire are Getting There! Join the Comic Revolution!

Our amazing non-partisan humor site, Glossy News Satire, is through the first part and most technologically disruptive part of our site renovation: apologies for the disruption! Any internal disagreements in the site are on the verge of being resolved now….

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Funny
Posted in Top Stories

What’s Next on Glossy News?

We’re always bringing you some of the funniest and most thought-provoking satire and comedy out there! But what’s next on Glossy News Satire?

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American jail
Posted in Crime Society

Teacher Accused of MURDERING 2 people! Guess How She Makes Bail…

Miranda Jensen, a third-grade teacher at Middlebette Elementary School, has been in court the past few weeks because of two dead children. She has been in holding since the 2nd of May and continues to deny any relationship with the…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Teacher Accused of MURDERING 2 people! Guess How She Makes Bail…
Politics Corruption
Posted in Biz News Politics

Bills Stamped “Not to Be Used to Bribe Politicians” Spent on Lap Dances for Senators

Despite a seemingly bullet-proof plan for intercepting corporate interest bribes, a growing phenomenon that is currently outstripping even the nefarious deeds of the mildly controversial Church of Scientology, some of the growing number of bills marked in protest of political…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Bills Stamped “Not to Be Used to Bribe Politicians” Spent on Lap Dances for Senators
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Social Media Boost for Glossy News

Glossy News is soon transitioning to automatic social media posting, which will free up more time for great content production and editing! We will soon post details on our new, dedicated social media accounts. Previously, I have personally posted our…

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