Posted on 29 July 2011. Tags: gay marriage, Jerry Brown, Marcus Bachmann, Michele Bachmann, same sex, the gays
STILLWATER, MN —EBBQ Asked to respond to Jerry Brown’s earth-shaking revelation that “history should be honest,” in relation to California schools educating students about gay culture, Rep. Bachmann quickly announced that she has just recently become personally involved in rewriting the official gay page on Wikipedia, so it will be correct historically. Read the full story
Posted in Politics
Posted on 18 September 2010. Tags: democrats, ego, egoism, gay marriage, republicans, selfishness
A new political entity has formed that intends on usurping the most adamant followers of all other parties into its fold. It is called the “Its All About Me Party” and has astonishingly employed the core instincts and philosophies of all the other recognized political entities.
The I.A.A.M. Party appeals to those who are truly narcissistic- those who are only able to recognize their own needs to the obliviousness of those around them and to those of their own society. Read the full story
Posted in Politics, Society
Posted on 16 August 2010. Tags: ban, gay, gay marriage, glbt, homophobia, minority, mormons, proposition 8
HUNTINGTON BEACH, California (GLossyNews) — A California scientist has come up with a novel idea: He has learned to harness the hatred of millions of bigoted Californians to create energy and make minorities rich in the process. Doctor Eli Lafitte, a graduate of Grambling State University, and later of UC Berkeley, says he, “has long known about the energy that permeates a room when an African-American or gay person walks in. It is known as hate by gay people and racism by African-Americans. You can definitely feel it and it makes your hair stand on end, just like static electricity. Read the full story
Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos, Strange People
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