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Romney Ahead 99 Pts Among Those Who Think Twinkies are Vegetables

Romney Ahead 99 Pts Among Those Who Think Twinkies are Vegetables

GlossyNews.comCINCINNATI – The latest exit polls are showing Mitt Romney is leading President Obama by an estimated 99 points among voters who think Twinkies are a vegetable.

The results would have actually been 100% but when one Romney voter was asked what Twinkies were he responded, “footwear.”

The margin of error for this poll is +/- 59-points, so this could mean that only 50% of voters think Twinkies are vegetables, and Romney is president, or 158% of voters hold that opinion.

RIGHT: Is this the new food pyramid? The scroll at the bottom of the screen sure thinks so, and so does my 9-year-old son. (CLICK PHOTO TO ENLARGE)

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Clearly this is a big win for Con Agra, whose USDA subsidized attempts at stuffing corn husks down our children’s throats are working. This is a big vindication for them, and a well spent $4 million on lobbying in the past 36-months alone.


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2 Responses to “Romney Ahead 99 Pts Among Those Who Think Twinkies are Vegetables”

  1. Brian White says:

    This article is obviously dumb. Twinkies ARE vegetables… look at the ingredients. Study it out. High fructose CORN syrup… vegetable. Point reality, your blog sucks.

  2. Mike Kelly says:

    I don't care what they are made of, I just want to me some more.


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