GlossyNews.com – CINCINNATI – The latest exit polls are showing Mitt Romney is leading President Obama by an estimated 99 points among voters who think Twinkies are a vegetable.
The results would have actually been 100% but when one Romney voter was asked what Twinkies were he responded, “footwear.”
The margin of error for this poll is +/- 59-points, so this could mean that only 50% of voters think Twinkies are vegetables, and Romney is president, or 158% of voters hold that opinion.
RIGHT: Is this the new food pyramid? The scroll at the bottom of the screen sure thinks so, and so does my 9-year-old son. (CLICK PHOTO TO ENLARGE)
Clearly this is a big win for Con Agra, whose USDA subsidized attempts at stuffing corn husks down our children’s throats are working. This is a big vindication for them, and a well spent $4 million on lobbying in the past 36-months alone.