Pennsylvania Poll Workers Suspiciously Republican

GlossyNews.com – Voters in Chester, Drexel Hill and Springfield were met with a surprising bit of help when they went to the polls this morning; free helpers. While these poll workers were outside of polling places, they were very ready to assist voters in finding their precincts.

“This nice young man in khakis and a white pressed shirt met me out in front of the place I normally go to vote,” said Norma-Jean Roberts, an African-American women in her 70s. “These nice young men told me I was supposed to be voting in North Philly. That’s clear across town!”

Right: Image appears courtesy of Heather Gillam. Click to enlarge.

Another gentleman, Roberto Jimenez, was likewise intercepted by these poll workers. “I didn’t realize I had to have a passport with me to vote in Pennsylvania, so I guess I can’t vote this year,” said Jimenez, who took the day off work to come vote.

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“We’re just doing the lord’s work,” said one of the poll workers, who sported a CTR ring, a tell-tale sign of an LDS (Mormon) adherent. “We just want to make sure everyone gets where they’re going and gets to, you know, vote… right?”

Jason Alexander, not the Seinfeld actor nor the guy that briefly married Britney Spears, intercepted the supposed poll workers asking for credentials, but due to scheduling conflicts they all had to suddenly leave.

Exit polls conducted by GlossyNews.com at this location thus far show an overwhelming Mitt Romney victory, so one can only wonder, where are all the Obama supporters on election day?