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Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being A Turkey At Thanksgiving.

In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House, the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said:

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News Media Confuse Viewers by Speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian

Dateline: TENNESSEE—American corporate news media baffle viewers by presupposing that all oligarchs are Russian citizens. “You never hear CNN speak of American oligarchs,” said news media watcher Alonzo Plompus. “For some unknown reason, whenever you hear about oligarchs on cable…

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Chapter 5: Golf Vacation Ahoy! (Honest Adolph Volume 2)

Senator Marcus Charleston Bubble put the damn phone down. ‘For fuck’s sake!’ he roared. Renée trembled.

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

Chapter 7: The Great RINO Hunt (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Saul Friedman stood proud, if not so tall, before the cameras. It was ever here, in front of an audience, that he was in his element.

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Public Union Members Vote to Legalize Bribery

The current political climate has been difficult for public unions. And if the future can really be portended, then things do look a tad bleak. The unreasonable expectation of being held responsible for doing your job has caused morale to plummet. When…

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