Posted in Making Headlines Top Stories

Justice Kavanaugh Accidentally Leaked Controversial Draft of Abortion Decision

Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh accidentally leaked the explosive draft of a Supreme Court decision that would end the Constitutional right to abortion, an investigation by Fox News revealed. Liberals pounced on the report to show they were not to blame…

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Posted in Making Headlines Politics Top Stories

Texas Abortion Law Spurs Record Sales of Cots While Condoms Fall

Approximately four months into Texas’s law prohibiting abortion once embryonic cardiac activity is detected at about six weeks when most women don’t yet know they are pregnant, economic indicators in the state began registering some unanticipated effects. Third quarter earnings…

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Posted in Health Making Headlines Top Stories

Abortion Law Helps Texas Women Lose Weight, Become Entrepreneurs

The new Texas law restricting abortion once a heartbeat is detected on ultrasound, at approximately six weeks when most women don’t yet know they are pregnant (and when there is no actual heart yet, just electrical pulsing) has generated a…

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Posted in Making Headlines Top Stories

Texas Abortion Law Helps Increase Short Supply of Unwanted Children

Texas which never explains itself, explained why it had revamped its prior abortion law in favor of a more drastic version in September, one that outlaws abortion at about six weeks or once embryonic heart activity is detected, when most…

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SCOTUS
Posted in Politics Top Stories

Supreme Court CHEAT SHEET: What Would it Take to Save Roe v Wade?

The whole topic of the future of Roe Vs Wade can seem pretty convoluted… So I’m going to give a factual, objective, unpolemical causal account in just a few short paragraphs about how likely Roe Vs Wade is to either…

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Second Coming of God
Posted in Politics Religionism

AS PROMISED! Jesus Has a Special Reunion Message for Republicans

Hi there it’s Jesus, and I have a special reunion message! The good news is, thanks to the Supreme Court, abortion in America is gonna end!

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Posted in Human Interest Society

The Knives of Athenry: A Far from Humorous Satire on ‘The Fields of Athenry’ (NSFW)

By a lonely Irish ward, I heard an infant wailing “Mammy, they said they’re taking me away, For the people repealed the 8th To be cut in pieces is my fate Mammy, save me, or I’ll never see the light…

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Posted in Opinion/Editorial Serious Commentary

Ireland: Reproductive Agency is One Thing, Intrusive Meddling is Another

Some may feel yesterday’s piece on Amnesty International, abortion, and Ireland is flippant. I can certainly see why people might think that; but I am 100% unapologetic. However, I will now speak in a less polemical and satirical manner, and…

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