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Latest Populist Policies Carrying Trump to Victory (2/2)
4. BAN STUPID MUSIC FROM CLUBS!!! Why can’t we just have the clubs play proper music that you can actually dance and sing to? Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, I mean, hell, even Creedence Clearwater Revival, just throwing that one out there!…
Latest Populist Policies Carrying Trump to Victory (1/2)
The Trump is on a roll. For, as even George W Bush himself admits: ‘The unstoppable rise of Donald Trump looks pretty much unstoppable by now!’ But how has Trump managed to maintain momentum? Well, here are a few contentious…
The Great Trump’s First Day As President.
Dolly Darling, the President’s Secretary, excitedly and fearfully puts the finishing touches to the Oval Office, the new lair of her boss Donald Trump. He would be here shortly and she knows all too well how critical he is that…
Trump Riled He’s Not on Anon’s KKK List
Presidential hopeful and media prostitute Donald Trump took to Twitter Thursday evening, erupting at not being included in the Hacktivist organization Anonymous’ KKK list. The billionaire Trump, whose campaign has revolved around deporting over 11 million illegal aliens if he’s…
Donald Trump Thanks Glossy News for Our Unwavering Support
I recently did my bit for Donald Trump on The Spoof. But I’m continuing to support him by reprinting my article here! You’ll see in a moment why I’m doing this 😉 Donald Trump has recently expressed his heartfelt gratitude…
Trumpenstein Horror Now Threatens Republicans
A Rathskeller deep in the forested woods. Night has drawn its blackest curtain across the outer world, blocking out even the niggardly light from the stars. Rain hammers against the windows and lightning cackles in the air. A troupe of…
Hey Kids: Make Your Own ‘Trump for President’ Bumper Stickers
Hey Kids! Have Some Fun Cutting Out These ‘Trump For President’ Bumper Stickers!!! Here is what you need for a little summer fun! Just print off these patriotic bumper stickers, snitch a pair of scissors and some glue from your…
Trump Slams Romney’s Pretentious ‘Business People’ Book (2/2)
Last time: But yes, HOSTILE TAKEOVERS ARE A BIG PROBLEM IN THE BUSINESS WORLD… Not least because they can risk utterly destroying the personal reputation, or worse still, the business reputation of the person undertaking the purported hostile takeover in…
Trump Slams Romney’s Pretentious ‘Business People’ Book (1/2)
Mitt Romney has released a new highly lucrative and highly non-ghostwritten handbook for businesspersons and 2016 GOP election frontrunners (insofar as there is a difference). The text of Business People is made up of three very informed and erudite chapters:…
Donald Trump’s War Record
After Donald Trump’s scathing attack on Senator John McCain’s war record the Investigation’s Department here at Glossy News did a little digging into Trump’s own military record. It turns out that the great Donald also has a legacy of war…