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As Though You Haven’t Seen Enough Trump Trashing Already – Here Are More Trump Memes
Repeat after me: We got so many memes you’ll be sick of meme-ing. Read the following memes. We got so many memes you’ll be sick of meme-ing Are you bored yet? We got so many memes you’ll be sick of…
CNN to Issue Trigger Warnings before Trump Appearances
NEW YORK – CNN today announced its new policy of issuing trigger warnings before showing the face of President Donald Trump to viewing audiences.
President Trump Trashes Oval Office
White House sources have confirmed that President Trump has caused considerable damage to the Oval Office. ‘He turned over tables,’ reported one source, ‘upended chairs, ripped curtaining and threw paintings out of smashed windows onto the White House lawn.’ ‘He…
Psychiatrists Reach Opposite Conclusions About President Trump’s Mental Health
Dateline: NEW YORK CITY—On Monday, Feb 15, the New York Times published a letter signed by 37 psychiatrists who expressed severe doubts about President Trump’s mental health. Trump “appears to have had the fragile mind of a two-year old implanted…
Immigration- For Once I Actually Agree With Something Trump Says.
Strange days indeed!- I actually agree with Trump on something. First off, build that damn wall!!!!! 11 million Hispanics are living illegally in the U.S. and they have the cheek to insist that they are justified in doing so? Wrong!…
Open letter to Donald Trump on Neurodiversity
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Republished with the permission of the author. January 20, 2017 Dear Mr. President:
Donald Trump Proves Existence of the Multiverse
In a groundbreaking pronouncement, the International Forum of Theoretical Physicists today stated that Donald Trump’s election confirmed the existence of the multiverse. At a press conference held at the National Academy of Sciences, Belinda Suarez, IFTP’s executive director, declared that…
Sign on Trump’s Lapel Provides Running Tally of his Lies
President Trump’s staff fastened a digital sign to Trump’s lapel whenever Trump has been set to speak to the media, to stop reporters from having to flail about, guessing whether the president is lying. “It started because I got annoyed…
Trump Orders Obama’s Presidency be Stricken from the Historical Record
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C. (Crazy Town)–President Trump signed an executive order, commanding that every sign be erased, that Barack Obama had been president. Trump ordered the military to destroy everything from stamps bearing Obama’s facial likeness, to news recordings of Obama’s…
Hot Off the Press: Donald Trump Sex Scandal (& First Executive Order)
Immediately following his inauguration, President Donald J. Trump issued his first executive order; demanding records from AT&T, Comcast and other Internet Service Providers for anyone who has ever googled naked pictures of Melania Trump.