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President Obama Offers up Authentic Treasure Map to Throw Off Birther Scent
The quest for definitive evidence that Barack Obama was born (or not born) in the United States is heating up once again. This time, it is millionaire Donald Trump (or billionaire if you’re asking Trump himself) who is leading the…
Yet Another Black Mark Against Obama – He’s a Lefty
Yet another criticism of our “fearless leader” has been brought to light by those forces who are ever vigilant on keeping an eye on those treacherous liberal elements that have infested and are now running our great country. It has…
New Obama Program Pays You to Burn Down Your House
Asheville, North Carolina (GlossyNews) — The poop on politics from Norbert B. Snortwhistle. In his latest bid to pump up the economy before the 2012 election, President Obama introduced a new program, “Bucks for Burn Downs,” that will pay financially…
Obama OK’s Airstrikes On Libya- Republicans Scream Against It
“What? We’re going into an oil rich country and we’re NOT going to take it over? What is the point of that?
Obama’s Othello “Obamothello” Debuts in Lib Stronghold
Debuting next Saturday in the liberal bastion of hedonism known as San Francisco, this travesty on the English language, brought to you by deep-pocket interests from the left fringe, who somehow feel it’s acceptable to rewrite the great texts to…
O’Reilly, Obama Find Common Ground; Glenn Beck is Nuts
President Obama sat down with Fox News Show host Bill O’Reilly in a rare and candid interview that touched on everything from the unrest in Egypt and how it should be handled, the economy and how to achieve a more…
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Aretha Sang It, Obama Shows It
For all you can say for or against Barack Obama as President, there is one huge thing can be said in his favor. He has returned a forgotten key ingredient of crucial diplomatic etiquette to the forefront and that is…
John McCain Apologizes to Republicans for Giving Props to Obama
John McCain claims “Like many Americans, I got caught up in the moment when I wrote that op-ed in the Washington Post.” He told fellow Republicans, “Believe me, it will never happen again.”
Obama Signs New Jim Crow Bill into Law
Washington D.C. – Continuing a perfect record of being a doormat for the Neo-Fascists, President Obama signed a reverse civil rights bill into law today. Specifically, the bill addresses the ire of restaurant owners who are tired of serving pesky colored…