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Marie Butina, a Russian lass who loves guns Also happens to have a nice set of buns. So she came to America to use her bootie, To catch a live one who thought her a cutie.
Trump’s Government Shutdown: EXCLUSIVE Glossy News Expose of Previously Unknown Discussions!
Washington, DC- Previously censored footage has thrown some light on the recent shutdown decision, and on the deliberations made beforehand. First, the White House announced that President Donald Trump was unhappy about the latest Continued Resolution (CR), passed by Congress…
Brexit Raincheck: How Are Our Most Beloved Politicians Feeling?
Yes, it’s that time of the week when we tell you a little bit about the emotional weather! There have been more faces like thunder and even torrential outbursts than Nigel’s weather report. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBbYmtL6UIk Jean-Claude Juncker The Cognac Queen is…
Rand Paul Wants To Join Senators Grassley And McConnell In Game of Russian Roulette
Washington, DC- On Monday, Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley (R-IA) challenged Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) to a duel for leadership of the Senate, after the Majority leader declined to hold a vote on bipartisan legislation aimed at…
How Home Designers Can Learn From Online Casinos
No, you haven’t misread the headline; there really is a connection between the way that an online casino website lays out its offerings, and the way that leading interior designers should think about arranging rooms and features inside a modern…
Schumer-Ception: Senator Incepts Idea to Shut Down Government in the President
“I must not use these powers for the forces of evil,” Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) told aides after emerging from the Oval Office after a confrontational meeting with the President. He fist bumped the intern that told him to watch…
What Jumanji Can Teach You When it comes to Forex Trading
When it comes to improving your forex game, inspiration can come from many different sources. While many traders focus exclusively on the trading screens in a bid to improve their trading ability, sometimes the big screen can offer helpful inspiration…
Mark Meadows Vows House Freedom Caucus Will Support Wall Funding
Senator Explains There Are “Other Options” To Sink This Bill (And All Others Like It) Washington, DC- House Freedom Caucus(HFC) Chairman Mark Meadows (R-NC) told reporters that members of the HFC would not block President Trump’s request for an additional…
More Funny Trump Cartoons!
Aaaaaaand it’s time for some more exciting cartoons from Up Chuck! Trump’s Own Authorities Everyone has the right to their own opinion, right? That’s what the First Amendment is about, after all! The Art of the Deal
REGIME CHANGE! African ‘Coalition of the Willing’ Swears to Save Oppressed French, Restore Human Rights
Given the widespread oppression and state terror the ruthlessly violent and unaccountable Macron regime is weaponizing against the valiant freedom fighters of the Yellow Jackets (Gilets Jaunes), a courageous and deeply altruistic alliance of humanitarian interventionists from former French colonies…