T-Rex & Me: & a Naughty Missile Conspiracy in Iran!
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Glossy News (pop us a like here!) has been buzzing over the whole controversial missile attack that widely loathed ‘old school conservatives’ (neocon warmongers) Mike “Manky Mike” Pompeo and John “Armchair Johnny” Bolton are conveniently attributing to…
Dark Nigel Rises: A One Act Play About the Bane of Brexit!
FARAGE: Behind you stands a symbol of oppression. The House of Commons, where millions of citizens have languished under the name of this woman: Theresa May: who has been held up to you as the shining example of patriotism! You…
John Bolton Infallibly PROVES Iranian Tanker Conspiracy Theory!
Foamy-mouthed neoconservative intellectual and MIC-beloved establishment conspiracy theory John Bolton has come out fighting against allegations that the Iran ‘smoking gun’ is just another Blair-stylee WMD fraud!
Why Is Everyone Talking About Forex Trading?
Forex trading is by no means a recent phenomenon. Long before digital nomads and virtual freelancing were mainstream concepts for making a living, forex trading gently bubbled away as a viable way to break out of the nine to five…
With The New Iranian Snafu Now Would Be A Good Time To ‘Remember The Maine.’ And A Few Other Things!
Well, it looks like we are going to get ourselves into another Mid East snafu. Bolton wants to go manu-a-manu with Iran (as long as someone else does the actual fighting. He is in competition with Trump for the most…
How Much is Too Much to Spend on a Comfortable Gaming Chair?
How much is too much to spend on a comfortable gaming chair? Buying a gaming chair is one of those things that gamers take seriously. Considering how big an investment it is to spend money on a gaming chair, you…
Bieber and Cruise to meet in the UFC?
Yep, you did read that right; Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise in the UFC. In what has to go down as one of the more surprising headlines to have come out of the first half of 2019, Canadian…
As Luck Would Have It: Our Love of All Things Lucky
Luck be a lady tonight! For some people, wearing a certain pair of socks can be the difference between success and failure. For others, someone struck by lightning can statistically be struck by lightning again with no difference in the odds….
EXODUS! 100s Of U.S. Border Guards Desert Their Posts & Flee To Canada!
In response to overwhelming job stress, social oppression and poor working conditions, hundreds of ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) officials and workers have streamed in hastily put together caravans to the Canadian border seeking asylum. The bedraggled lot, tired…
T-Rex & Me: Is this the End of his Tory Adventures???
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Does the Tory leadership contest need an idiot’s guide? Either way, here’s some more from T-Rex… After eating the Tory leadership candidates and finding no credible policies within the party Rex decides to give up politics for…