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Sunstormtroopin’ With Our Leader Captain Murdoch (To the Tune of “Starship Trooping”)
Sunstormtroopin’ across the Shillaverse Our dodgy media enterprise and glorious leader Captain Murdoch Shitstormtroopin’ across the universe At least we’re not the BBC, gotta helluh private purse! Another immigrant report…
The UK’s Green Party: They’re no BNP, Put it that Way (2/2)
STOP NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE FROM ARBITRARILY PRIVILEGING MODERN ‘SCIENCE’ So-called ‘science’ doesn’t have all the answers. Anyone who tries to funnel off NHS funding from where it is need most, e.g. Solar Flamenco Chakra-Restoration Therapy, Neptunian Buzzwater Dietetics, or Lunar…
UK Austerity Hits Royal Wedding Plans in the Face
You might think the perfect proposal needs to involve a huge romantic gesture in a public place, but that’s just not true. Here’s what you need to consider, and how to plan the perfect marriage proposal for the love of…
Risk Assessment for Wiping One’s Own Bum
To comply with fresh slapstick Big Brother legislation being issued by the E-USSR’s bored bureaucrats in bonkers Brussels, family homes across Britain could be invaded by HSE inspectors checking that parents are keeping their children safe. Whitehall’s Ministry for Wasting…
Alcohol ‘Protects Men’s Hearts’, Jokes Included
After hearing – and reading – so much crap for so long – that alcohol stuffs up your liver, brain cells, memory, gives you gout, causes stomach ulcers, Diabetes B – Mk 1, 2 and 3 varieties, and a plethora…
Cap & Trade Compromise – Eat Pets for Carbon Credit
Doubtless 50% of the UK’s half-awake population have been brainstormed by know-all media pundits gobbing off about the forthcoming global warming propaganda summit in tropical Copenhagen next month – and may well have scratched their arses – and then their…
Cosmetic Surgeons Head South at Y in the Road
According to research just published in the British Journal of Aesthetic Twatology the latest craze to displace the tanning parlour cult of looking like a darkie immigrant and contracting melanoma is undergoing surgery to create perfect vulval genitalia. No really,…
Tomcat Registered as Hypnotherapist
While the age-old adage of “Even a cat can look at a King” might now be clichéd and threadbare the regulation of Nation Health Service medical staff – specifically qualified hypnotherapists – in the UK is so slipshod that even…
Marks & Spencer Clerks to Spot Suicidal Shoppers
Under the latest EU legislation to impose a Big Bully federal state, the UK’s Ministry for Daft Ideas has ordained that the likes of hairdressers and taxi drivers are to be trained to help spot vulnerable people who might be…
GlaxoSmithKline “Not” Intimidating HPV Shot Victims
A mother who is initiating legal action against the PoxoShitSlime pharmaceutical giant – claiming her daughter was left partially paralysed after being shot up with their toxic HPV anti-cancer vaccine – has been told by local authority’s Gestapo style ‘Bully…