Posted in World News

Netanyahu: Please trust your friendly security agents

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu today defended his country’s security agencies against public outcry over the death of a Jewish Israeli, himself a security agent in the Mossad spy agency, who hanged himself in 2010 in a maximum security prison…

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Posted in Internets Tubes

Head Games: High-Tech Gladiator Games Coming to Social Media

For those of you who find most of their free time being eaten up on social media, but miss the old days where gladiator-style competition reigned supreme, Zygma introduces a simple fix. Now you and your online friends can spend…

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Posted in Environment

Arizona to Experience Worst Coastal Flooding in Decades

TEMPE — Meteorologists agree that the storm surge, combined with the seasonal monsoon already covering Arizona, could mean the worst flooding coastal Arizona has seen in more than a generation. “Well we’ve already been seeing rainfall of over one inch…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Jesse Jackson Jr. To Run For Cell Block President After Sentencing

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Jesse Jackson Jr. To Run For Cell Block President After Sentencing
Posted in Making Headlines

Kim Jong-Un Follows Popes Lead – Announces Retirement

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

Pope’s Retirement Sparks Criticism Amongst Cardinals

The Pope’s sudden decision to retire has caused many of the members of the College of Cardinals to criticize his intentions. Many don’t believe the retirement fund contains any resources for an actual retired Pope, and there are many that…

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Posted in News In Your Briefs

Georgia Mans Patience Tried By Household Cleaner

A Georgia man claims that he has been unable to go out in public and plans to sue the makers of popular Kaboom cleaner. He charges that he has been waiting for over 30 days for the quick acting foam…

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Posted in Making Headlines

NBC Drops SNL From Lineup After Jewish Group Protests Unaired Skit

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Posted in Science & Technologizzy

Russian Meteor Actually a Vintage VW Bus

In an experiment that went horribly awry, a piece of space junk fell out of the sky this week and was mistakenly identified as a meteor. It was confirmed that the object that streaked across a part of Russia, causing…

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Posted in Human Interest

Cents and Sensibility (Though Neither of Either)

Singles seeking sensibility over sexuality crashed newbie dating site Pension Singles just thirty minutes into its Valentine’s Day launch. Hailed as the middle class man (or woman’s) Millionaires Match, the newbie Internet matchmaker promises quality matches between those who slaved…

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