“Diversity” is as “Diversity” Does

“Diversity” is as “Diversity” Does

29 March 2017 05:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Gotta love diversity! You can be a hater in pretty much any way you want, and that’s OK, because ‘diversity’ is meritorious in itself. If ‘diversity’ means cultural enrichment from Salafi Jihadists, Neo-Nazis, Alt-Right bigots, Holocaust deniers, Humanitarian Interventionists, Anti-Vaxxers, Anti-Semites, Muslimophobes, the anti-Islamophobia industry & regressive leftist community, Marxist hatemongers, Fascist fools, Kippers, Trots, […]

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Bush Memes: Dead Dynasty, but their Devastation Lives On….

Bush Memes: Dead Dynasty, but their Devastation Lives On….

28 March 2017 05:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

YOU WILL SUBMIT YOU WILL SUBMIT YOU WILL SUBMIT

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Here Come the Trots: The Best Trotskyite Chat-Up Lines for Discerning Middle-Class Bachelors

Here Come the Trots: The Best Trotskyite Chat-Up Lines for Discerning Middle-Class Bachelors

27 March 2017 05:01 - by Wallace Runnymede

Everybody loves a good Trot. These lovers have got it all: Sobriety, solemnity, petit-bourgeois decency, and best of all… An utter crapload of unrelieved sexual frustration! I coulda said ‘planet-sized intellect’ too, but… Nah! Have a go with these and see how much progress you actually make… Who’s hot to Trot? And who do women […]

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Stalinism Has Never Been So Funny… Or Ridiculous. A Social Justice Joke

Stalinism Has Never Been So Funny… Or Ridiculous. A Social Justice Joke

26 March 2017 05:01 - by One Tongue Johnny

You ever hear the one about the Stalinist SJW?

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Peering Through the Net

Peering Through the Net

26 March 2017 05:00 - by One Tongue Johnny

Please remember that the great sages of Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, and most faiths, still have a great deal to teach people. Try and put aside any metaphysical prejudices you may have (or indeed fear of such!) and don’t let the words be a barrier. Liberals can read Marx or Mao and sift through whatever […]

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What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows? (2/2)

What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows? (2/2)

25 March 2017 05:00 - by rfreed

TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES   Contestants will don the uniform of their countries secret police to torment detainees, both legitimate and innocent, for information. The players will be judged on both the quality of the information acquired and the inventiveness of the techniques used to get that information.

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What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows? (1/2)

What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows? (1/2)

25 March 2017 05:00 - by rfreed

In many countries of the world the government is the sole producer of all television broadcasting. They decide what will be aired, what will be written, who will star in what and who will be shot for making the wrong joke. What if they just went a step further and ran the governments just like […]

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Four Things You Really Didn’t Know You Could Do Online

Four Things You Really Didn’t Know You Could Do Online

24 March 2017 04:02 - by Dexter Sinistri

The World Wide Web is full of wonderful – but often very weird – things. Whilst there are undeniably some dark corners to the internet, there are also some downright hilarious and strange ones, too.

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Buddhism May be the Religion of Peace… But Hitch Was Having None of it

Buddhism May be the Religion of Peace… But Hitch Was Having None of it

23 March 2017 05:01 - by One Tongue Johnny

http://www.salon.com/1998/07/13/news_79/ Far from his holier-than-all image, the Dalai Lama supports such questionable causes as India’s nuclear testing, sex with prostitutes and accepting donations from a Japanese terrorist cult. SALON.COM *** Oh dear. Somebody tell Hollywood. What a horrific hate crime. Old Chris is insulting the religion of peace. Next thing people will be calling the […]

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Acceptable & Unacceptable Collectivism

Acceptable & Unacceptable Collectivism

23 March 2017 05:00 - by One Tongue Johnny

“Gay community” good, Russian nationalist homophobia bad. “Jewish community” good, Nazi stormtroopers bad. “Muslim community” good, BNP bad. “Transgender community” good, GOP God-botherers bad.

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Who is More Callous? A Neocon Extremist or an Islamist Extremist?

Who is More Callous? A Neocon Extremist or an Islamist Extremist?

22 March 2017 05:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Christopher Hitchens & Ayatollah Khomeini. One is a violent extremist and vicious radical ideologue who held the lives of innocent human beings in exceedingly low esteem. The other one…

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Do It Yourself Future News Headlines

Do It Yourself Future News Headlines

17 March 2017 06:02 - by rfreed

If you look at enough different newspapers enough different times you find things can be quite similar. The rags always seem to be re-circulating the same type of newsworthy cadavers again and again. The names and the places change, but the content is cloned. It gets to the point where you can pretty much predict […]

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George Osborne Facing Possible Death Sentence in Indonesia for Cocaine Offenses

George Osborne Facing Possible Death Sentence in Indonesia for Cocaine Offenses

16 March 2017 06:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Former UK Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne (formerly known as Gideon Osborne) has recently been arrested for drug possession and trafficking offenses in Indonesia. Indonesia, like many countries in Southeast and Northeast Asia, has very stringent laws on narcotics. And a number of British citizens have fallen afoul of these drug laws in recent […]

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European Court of Justice: No Headscarf Ban, No Pandering to Religions

European Court of Justice: No Headscarf Ban, No Pandering to Religions

15 March 2017 05:02 - by One Tongue Johnny

This is just stupid clickbait from the Whitetop BBC! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39264845?SThisFB Regardless of the unduly inflammatory headline, it’s about the wearing of “any political, philosophical or religious sign.”

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Trots Vs Tories: Is this the Only Possible Option?

Trots Vs Tories: Is this the Only Possible Option?

14 March 2017 05:23 - by One Tongue Johnny

In a well developed economy, you can’t have wealth without reasonable distribution. You can’t have reasonable distribution without wealth. This leads to only one reasonable conclusion:

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The Destructive Effects of Capitalism

The Destructive Effects of Capitalism

13 March 2017 05:00 - by Tom Skulldaney

I wanted to read an article entitled “The Destructive Effects of Capitalism.” It was written by an intellectual who was somewhat right about most everything except practicality. He’s one of those people who writes a lot of those sounds good, won’t work articles. In his last published opinion he used the term green rape when referring […]

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