Melania Trump to Divorce the President Over ‘Unreasonable Behavior’

Melania Trump to Divorce the President Over ‘Unreasonable Behavior’

07 July 2017 08:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

Melania Trump is filing divorce papers. The First Lady is finally sick of the Donald’s ‘unreasonable behavior.’ This confidential excerpt is very revealing.

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Bristol Palin Converts to Islam, Promotes Chastity Agenda for Iran

Bristol Palin Converts to Islam, Promotes Chastity Agenda for Iran

06 July 2017 07:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

After her Bristolgate scandals of a few years back, the crisis-hit daughter of Sarah Palin has decided to turn over a new leaf. Sick of the hypocrisy of conservative evangelicals, she has decided to convert to Islam instead.

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CNN Comes Out as Infotainment Outlet: “We Never Said We Were an ‘Information’ Source”

CNN Comes Out as Infotainment Outlet: “We Never Said We Were an ‘Information’ Source”

06 July 2017 04:33 - by Wallace Runnymede

Classic middle class liberal establishment news network CNN has recently tried to defend its record in Beltway apologetics, anonymous-source-mongering, and ceaseless drum-banging. Yes! You guessed it! Have a look at our interview.

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Honest Adolph Serial Resumes Tomorrow

Honest Adolph Serial Resumes Tomorrow

06 July 2017 03:57 - by Wallace Runnymede

Sincere apologies for the delay in relation to my novel. The next chapter will appear within 24 hours. Thank you for your patience! UPDATE: 09 JULY 2017, 01 AM (UK TIME): Sincere apologies; I’m having technical difficulties with the serial. More updates as we proceed. You will definitely see more in the next several days. […]

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Nastiest Trump Parodies: Part 2

Nastiest Trump Parodies: Part 2

05 July 2017 09:34 - by Wallace Runnymede

Part 1 ended with some a parody of a famous movie about wacko far-right dictators. On that note, another Downfall parody. Untergang! … As I believe our German friends call it. Ach! Ach! Ach! Ach! Ach! Ach!  

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Nastiest Trump Parodies: Part 1

Nastiest Trump Parodies: Part 1

05 July 2017 09:30 - by Wallace Runnymede

Here some of the nastiest Trump-related song and video parodies I’ve found. Firstly, Rocky Mountain Mike has a number of very pertinent songs. Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd parodies first…

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Robin Thicke Creepalike Does New “Blurred Lines” Parody for ISIS

Robin Thicke Creepalike Does New “Blurred Lines” Parody for ISIS

05 July 2017 08:47 - by Wallace Runnymede

Flashy man-crush-mongering pop legend Robin Thicke now has a new unofficial/unapproved Syrian body double, whose parody cover of Robin Thicke has proven mildly irritating to ISIS.

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Writers Can’t Be Too Arrogant

Writers Can’t Be Too Arrogant

05 July 2017 08:33 - by One Tongue Johnny

There are many exercises in humility, and some of us need them more than others. Joining the Liberal Democrats could be one; I bridle under discipline. One day, I would like to do some real ‘foot-work.’ Of course, mildly uncomfortable editorial changes are another.

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Twitter Auditing: A Tool for Serious Social Media People

Twitter Auditing: A Tool for Serious Social Media People

05 July 2017 06:56 - by One Tongue Johnny

I recently did a Twitter audit for my @onetonguejohnny Twitter account. Here’s what I found:

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‘Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitist’ Theresa May Slammed by Rival Gang of Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitists

‘Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitist’ Theresa May Slammed by Rival Gang of Out-of-touch, Unelected Elitists

05 July 2017 05:14 - by Wallace Runnymede

Theresa May’s Brexit negotiations have just hit a sour note with accusations by a gang of undemocratic, over-privileged elitists that May and her party are a gang of undemocratic, over-privileged elitists.

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Disillusioned European ISIS Recruits Post List of Demands: Doesn’t End Well

Disillusioned European ISIS Recruits Post List of Demands: Doesn’t End Well

04 July 2017 07:00 - by Wallace Runnymede

European ISIS recruits have experienced a bit of a culture shock recently. Jolly jihadis all over Europe have had difficulty acclimatizing to the rather austere conditions; so a recent list of grievances has been sent to the currently headless leadership of the Islamic State.

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Social Media Boost for Glossy News

Social Media Boost for Glossy News

03 July 2017 08:23 - by Wallace Runnymede

Glossy News is soon transitioning to automatic social media posting, which will free up more time for great content production and editing! We will soon post details on our new, dedicated social media accounts. Previously, I have personally posted our articles; but please be prepared for our new dedicated Glossy News accounts! For now, if […]

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Chapter 4: China Soars, While Freedom Roars (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Chapter 4: China Soars, While Freedom Roars (Honest Adolph Volume III)

02 July 2017 10:02 - by Wallace's Books

A story with a story… A flash-fiction within a chapter! Here, we see my story ‘Spaceship Pingdeng’ (Spaceship Equality), previously published in George Donnelly’s anthology ‘Valiant, He Endured.’  But one of the Honest Adolph characters wrote it…

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President Trump Attended Secret Workshops to Learn How to Lie like a Politician

President Trump Attended Secret Workshops to Learn How to Lie like a Politician

01 July 2017 08:25 - by Benjamin Cain

Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Leaders in both the Democratic and Republican parties have been holding secret workshops with President Trump to teach him how to lie well.

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Chapter 3: Scrapbooks and Shredded Hearts (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Chapter 3: Scrapbooks and Shredded Hearts (Honest Adolph Volume III)

01 July 2017 07:30 - by Wallace's Books

So here we are again with Deborah Willow! Deborah meditates upon the beautiful poetry of Adolph Adams. This poem, attributed here to Adolph, was previously published on the blog of Quaker Universalist. The poem can be found, in context, in my beautiful poetry collection: The Braying Angel.  

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Glossy News Wins Feedspot Award: One of the Top Fake News Satire Sites

Glossy News Wins Feedspot Award: One of the Top Fake News Satire Sites

01 July 2017 04:58 - by Editorials and Announcements

Excellent news! A few days ago, Feedspot emailed us, to inform us Glossy News has won a satire prize. Feedspot is a site with various lists of interesting websites. Out of gratitude, we just liked the Facebook page. Thanks everyone! So there you are! Glossy News is now listed as a key ‘one to watch’ […]

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