Corbyn Blames “Zionist Media Conspiracy” for “Wholly Unfounded & Groundless Antisemitism Allegations”
After being accused a million times of promoting antisemitic and antizionist conspiracy theories, Jeremy Corbyn has decided the best way to fight back against such harsh, unfounded smears is to point out the REAL sinister, shadowy cabal of disloyal parasites…
HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey
Well-beloved Brasenose Brexit bothererer and flamboyant career politician David Cameron has inadvertently sparked an epic diplomatic kerfuffle. Last night, he was arrested in Turkey. The good news, however, is he is now safely out of Turkey. He was, however, wholly…
How to Use Coin Mama
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Happy Rosh Hashanah!
Just wanted to wish all our great Jewish readers the most peaceful and blessed Rosh Hashanah ever! Have a wonderful, prosperous new year! — The Glossy News Team
Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”
Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest blunder yet seems to demonstrate she has about as much self-understanding and self-irony as notorious chemically-insane world-historical fantasist Tony Blair! I am quite…
Considerations For Choosing the Right Essay Writing Company
Have you considered seeking the services of an essay writing company to help you with your assignments? A professional essay writing company can be the difference between passing and failing the course. That is why it is important that you’re…
Pre-Dystopian America, Two Different Endings!
Thanks so much for following the Honest Adolph serial here at Glossy News. You can catch up on any updates about any future book release at Glossy News, as well as our Facebook page, which you can like right away!…
Obama Got Up on the World Stage, Reminded Everyone what a President Sounds Like
Obama broke ages of silence. Not to prove we miss him, but to remind us what a statesman actually sounds like. Trump supporters were the first to whip up the re-re-reMIX to mashup his words to sound terrible, but they…
Tips on Writing a Well-Thought-Out Lab Report
Writing a lab report is a challenging task, and you should take it seriously. We’ve gathered some tips on how to write each part of the lab report just the way your professor wants to see it.
When Was The Last Joke you Heard?
You would definitely agree that the only thing which can make your monotonous and tedious routine lively is a well-said joke. A joke does make a boring day lively, instantly. In this modern world, people are extremely busy with their…