Category: World News
Dead Pigs in River Classic Case of Zodiac Rivalry, Chinese Officials Say
SHANGHAI–Chinese officials have released an official statement today on the reason behind the almost 3,000 porcine carcasses found floating in the Huangpu river. The well-timed statement has successfully lifted the fog of mystery surrounding this formerly intriguing incident and, at…
Kim Jong Un Releases New Book: Daddy–The Tenderer Moments
PYONGYANG—Recently, Iron E-News was given the rare chance to attend a very special and exclusive book signing in an exotic, distant, and oft misunderstood place: the residential palaces in the heart of the DPRK. Kim Jong Un, the son of…
Keeping undesirable Jews out of Israel
Israel denying entry to a Jew? Is that possible? Are we talking about the Jewish state? The global haven for Jews? The one with the open doors and outstretched arms to Jews and only Jews? The news report said that…
Body of Hugo Chavez to See Out Fourth Presidential Term
CARACAS – Aides of the late Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez have confirmed that the 58-year-old’s body will still honor the fourth term it was elected to serve back in October. Mr. Chavez, who had ruled over the Venezuelan people since…
Prayer Warriors Return From Battle With Hugo Chavez
A group of faithful prayer warriors, armed with nothing more than their bibles and a long history of religious indoctrination, are slowly returning to their normal lives after what they describe as their victory over evil. They find vindication for…
Study: Majority of U.S. Pop. Now Filipina Women
A new study released by Barvard University shows a startling shift in the demographics of the United States from predominantly white to now overwhelmingly Filipina. The report reveals that Filipina women now comprise 59 percent of the population, dwarfing the…
Israel: Never mind the bleeding, it was cardiac arrest
According to Israeli authorities, 30-year-old Palestinian prisoner Arafat Jaradat died of cardiac arrest five days after being arrested on February 18, 2013. Because of doubts, however, I asked to interview the prison medical examiner who had listed the cause of…
Israel Kicks Off Palestinian Space Program
An Exodus rocket launched three Israeli astronauts and 100 Palestinian refugees into orbit Wednesday, kicking off a ten-year mission to establish a permanent human colony on the surface of Mars. The rocket roared into mostly clear skies from the Gaza…
China Admits to Hacking US Computers
China’s military leaders admitted today that they have been hacking into American military and industrial computers since the advent of the internet. “Of course we’ve been hacking into American computers. You hack into ours, we hack into yours. That’s what…
India Wins Kashmir in Checkers Match
The world map has been redrawn after India won Kashmir by defeating Pakistan in a checkers match. According to correspondents on the ground, India pulled off a close victory by eliminating several red kings from the gameboard, leaving Pakistan boxed…