Category: World News
Charismatic Leader Quiz: Who Said It? Hitler or Tony Blair? (Part 1)
Spot the difference between these two elected dictators! Don’t forget second helpings too of Tony ‘n’ Adolf… 1 I feel the hand of history upon our shoulders. 2 I go the way that Providence dictates with the assurance of a…
MRA Becomes Militant Dawah Activist
This is a new, previously unseen story, which I am publishing here in order to celebrate the release of The Great Flâneur Massacre. The latter satirical novella is being re-released on Amazon as part of The Great Flaneur Narrative on May 31! *** Rob…
Radical Marxist Ideologue IDS Threatens to Smash the ‘Bourgeois Treasury’
Radical moderate-political-Tory-ist and overgrown Trotskyite hooligan Iain Duncan Smith has finally rediscovered his radical roots. Frustrated with the petit-bourgeois false consciousness of the ideologically conditioned intellectuals (i.e. recent graduates!) in the civil service, he has threatened to smash, uh, ‘break…
Batshit Woo Peddler John Kerry Declares War on Lord Xenu
John Kerry is a man of the world, but now his flip-flopping has soared astronomically, to the point where it’s on a genuinely cosmic scale. Yes: no longer content with threatening the leaders of weak, divided countries in the Middle East…
Cruz & Khameini Gush: ‘End Big Privacy, Before You Get What’s Comin’ To Ya’
Ted Cruz has recently given stuck it to the man over our trembling, weak-kneed bending over for the nefarious forces of Big Privacy. His Most Exalted More True-Believe-ier Than Trumpness flashily remarks: The war on surveillance is motivated purely by…
Germany’s Humorless Strong Leader Hits the Bunker
Angela Merkel isn’t having such a good time right now; the not-so-Iron Chancellor’s craven capitulation to Erdogan looks like it may backfire. http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/angela-merkel-s-fawning-over-erdogan-will-put-the-turkish-president-not-jan-b-hmermann-in-the-dock-a6988076.html The article above refers to a previous precedent by the European Court of Human Rights as follows:
Unanticipated Leak from Westminster Porn Star Generating Machine (Messy)
You ever wonder what your politicians get up to when your back is turned? Don’t be on edge any longer! These hard-working, rugged, men of the people always have their eye out for a new opportunity, and they never say…
Israeli Nationalist/Hamas Mutual Divestment Plan Goes Surprisingly Harmoniously
Various centre-right and far-right nationalist parties in Israel, including Eretz Yisrael Shelanu and Yisrael Beiteinu, have decided to respond to the controversial BDS movement by coming up with a divestment project of their own. From now on, no member of…
Alastair Campbell’s Divorce Leads to Contentious Intervention from Blair
Alastair Campbell’s divorce is hardly the highlight of his recent years. In the recent divorce proceedings, his wife said: My Alastair used to be a lovely lad. So modest, so honest, and with a heart of gold.:
The UK’s Green Party: They’re no BNP, Put it that Way (2/2)
STOP NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE FROM ARBITRARILY PRIVILEGING MODERN ‘SCIENCE’ So-called ‘science’ doesn’t have all the answers. Anyone who tries to funnel off NHS funding from where it is need most, e.g. Solar Flamenco Chakra-Restoration Therapy, Neptunian Buzzwater Dietetics, or Lunar…