Category: World News
The Funniest Unintentionally Satirical Headlines of Today! But Do You Have a Tip-Off For Us???
1. Cut, cut, cut! Erdogan is upset at the notion of theocratic dictatorships cutting up innocent people while they’re still alive. Just so you know. Prominent UK broadsheet The Guardian quotes Erdogan as follows: Intelligence and security institutions have evidence…
First Verified Proof of Russian Election Hacking, 2018
Roseville, CA- After nearly 18 months of investigation, sources from inside the United States Office of Special Counsel (OSC) have indicated there has been a major breakthrough this week in Robert Mueller’s investigation of Russian interference in the 2016 election. …
Frank Turner Parody: Cameron Fucked The Pigs!
DEDICATED TO ALL OPPONENTS OF BOURGEOIS CENTRISM. YES, THAT’S RIGHT! I’M BEING NICE THIS TIME… Whatever happened to dogging? The pigs are scared now David Cameron’s in the neighbourhood; His truncheon’s small, deadly and harmful He’s a nasty sexual deviant…
Brexit Disco Classic! Theresa May Little Mix Parody: S/O 2 Mein Ex!
After Ann Widdecomber’s notorious Strictly Come Dancing disaster, centrist Tory Theresa May pulled a Trudeau with some epic Dad dancing in South Africa. But the UK’s dancing queen has now gone further, and covered universally respected mainstream girlpop collective Little…
NEW Trump Cartoons! Definitely NOT Fake News! (Or Counterfeit Pictures!)
Welcome to our funny new Cartoonist, Up Chuck! First of all, we have an important question: Can a Narcissist Ever Get the Love he Needs?!
Kim Jong Un Channels Newfound US Ally: “Communist Deaths are Fake News!”
Pint-sized potty mouth Korean dictator Kim Jong Un has recently put his new rhetorical skills into practice with a stunning display of historical denialism. Hosting Pyongyang’s first ever global media press conference, fake bourgeois capitalist news outlet CNN asked him:…
The Big Brexit Betrayal! Top Tory Caught in Erotic Tryst with German Leader! Click the Video Now!
There’s been a lot of talk about a big Brexit betrayal. Even centrist Euronationalists have had to acknowledge the ‘betrayal’ narrative, so they can make their customary feeble attempts to ‘refute’ it! But the greatest Brexit betrayal of all is…
Corbyn Blames “Zionist Media Conspiracy” for “Wholly Unfounded & Groundless Antisemitism Allegations”
After being accused a million times of promoting antisemitic and antizionist conspiracy theories, Jeremy Corbyn has decided the best way to fight back against such harsh, unfounded smears is to point out the REAL sinister, shadowy cabal of disloyal parasites…
HUGE Diplomatic Crisis: David Cameron Arrested in Turkey
Well-beloved Brasenose Brexit bothererer and flamboyant career politician David Cameron has inadvertently sparked an epic diplomatic kerfuffle. Last night, he was arrested in Turkey. The good news, however, is he is now safely out of Turkey. He was, however, wholly…
Theresa May’s Biggest Brexit Gaffe: “I’ve United the Country Like Nobody Else in History Has Ever Done!”
Arrogant Tory centrist Theresa May has hit yet another new low in the Brexit negotiations. Her biggest blunder yet seems to demonstrate she has about as much self-understanding and self-irony as notorious chemically-insane world-historical fantasist Tony Blair! I am quite…