Category: Politics
A “How-To” for Your First Impeachment Party!
WELCOME and CONGRATULATIONS! A party planner for host and guest for the brand new 2019 winter fete: ‘The Impeachment Party!’ So you finally got the invite you were praying for. Now what to do? Dress
Build A WALL… And Crime Will FALL (Bring Our Lost Jobs Back)
Authors note: Ghost-written for the Prez. The Rapists stand, Right behind the gates. They’re looking for breaks In the links of chain.
Bored Donald Trump Plans Orgy for West Wing
The White House announced yesterday, that the “you’re fired” bo$$, Donald J. Trump, was ranting about how bored he is with all the talk about people’s lives in the balance, do gooders, strikes, furloughs, whiny workers, and the general lack…
Glossy News Exclusive Leak! ‘Rudy Giuliani Defense’ Finally Revealed!
Washington, DC- After months of seemingly incoherent and contradictory explanations, including this weekends bombshell revelation by the Presidents personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, who admitted in a televised interview on Sunday, that President Donald Trump had ongoing contact with Vladimir Putin-connected…
BREAKING NEWS: Canada Announces Plans to Build Southern Border Wall
Ottawa – Today, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau delivered a landmark speech to the combined chambers of the Canadian Parliament. He announced his plans to erect a 50-foot-tall wall along the entire length of the USA-Canadian border to keep them…
Ann Coulter Grants Trump Permission to Reopen Federal Government… Finally.
Washington, DC- Political pundit, and current Trump Administration Minister of All Things Policy, Ann Coulter, granted President Donald Trump permission to end the federal government shutdown on Thursday, claiming she was bored with the lack of progress achieved after another…
Are all Americans Guilty of Hate Crimes against President Trump?
Dateline: D.C.— Under federal hate crime laws, Special Counsel Robert Mueller has targeted both critics and supporters of President Trump, for “abusing a mentally incompetent old man,” according to a spokesperson for Mr. Mueller’s office.
Alert: New Interview With Trump about The “Wall”
Reporter: As your Number One priority tell us what you are going to do about immigration. Trump: Who said it was Number One? Better parking near my Trump Towers is my number one priority. Damn media bias. Reporter: But the…
Trump Visited By Ghosts Of Anti-Communists Past
He was about to slumber, alone in the White House on this winter’s Christmas Eve. Melania and the boys were in Mar-A-Lago. Congress and a quarter of the Federal workforce was shut down. The few advisers that he still listened…
Proudly Presenting Present Presidential & Pundit Political Poetry!
Marie Butina, a Russian lass who loves guns Also happens to have a nice set of buns. So she came to America to use her bootie, To catch a live one who thought her a cutie.