Category: Politics
Can Newt Gingrich Stay Out of Trouble with Bachmann and Palin in GOP Race
In order for Newt Gingrich to be able to compete in a widening field of candidates for the GOP Presidential nomination, he’s had to come clean about his past womanizing. While no one is really buying his excuse that his…
House Gym Gets Thorough Scrubbing as More Weiner Photos Surface
Washington, DC – The cleaning staff at the Rayburn House Office Building in Washington, D.C. has been asked to give a thorough scrubbing to the entire members’ gym area after more illicit photos surfaced showing half-naked NY Rep. Anthony Weiner….
Opinions & Analysis: A Few Reasons Gaddafi Deserves Respect
Colonel Moammar Kadhaffy is on his way out. There is no denying it (unless you’re him). But before his body is discovered at the bottom of a bombed-out bunker, or cowering in the corner of a desert spider hole, it…
Santorum: ‘In It … To Win It’
GMA NEW YORK —BobZaguy GMA NEW YORK – “We stood up and didn’t back away, we said ‘We’re In It to Win It,’ and we didn’t back down. Really, we didn’t back down,” former Senator Rick Santorum said. No one…
Sarah Palin Totally Baffled on New England History Tour
As Sarah Palin wound down her One Nation tour of New England, one thing was abundantly clear to all who came in contact with her. She needed a lesson or two in the history department. From the Liberty Bell to…
Santorum Claims Name is Century-Old Boner
ON THE ROAD: IOWA —BobZaguy Rick Santorum is said to be making some amazing preparations to formally declare his candidacy for 2012. “I want to say publicly that I will make a major announcement regarding my plans for the GOPTea…
Meghan Duam is Smrt
In a recent column in the LA Times, writer Meghan Daum explained to America that anytime President Obama stumbles over his words, it’s because of an “intellectual stammer.” Needless to say, doctors were amazed that they had missed this diagnosis…
Bloomberg and the Gay Vote Sitting in a Tree
New York City Mayor Bloomberg made God-fearing GOP senators quake in their extremely heterosexual boots this week when he came out in favor of gay marriage and said he would do everything he can to support a bill brought before…
Sarah Palin Flirts with Rare “Fire in Belly” Bug
FOX NEWS, NEW YORK CITY — GlossyNews.com Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, admitted to Greta van Susternen on her FoxNews show that she is suffering from the rare GOPTea political virus called “fire in belly”, or in beltway-speak: FIB.
Tea Party Rejects Alligator Moat Concession
Posted by your South America correspondents Maria and Consuela Lopez – GlossyNews.com In his first major speech on immigration reform, President Obama proved in El Paso he has now learned how to piss off everybody at the same time. We…