Category: Top Stories
John McCain Releases Edgy Beach Boys Parody (Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran!)
Yahoo! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran!
After Demise of Islamic State, Merkel to Invoke Harsh Laws Against Critics of the ISIS Caliph
After prosecuting millions of ‘innocent’ Germans for insulting Donald Trump, strong leader and critic of lying news media distortions Angela Merkel has decided to punish ‘disrespectful’ critics of the ISIS Caliph.
God Warns the Donald He’s Not Getting Any Private Revelations
Like The Blues Brothers, George W Bush famously went to Iraq on a ‘mission from God.’ Same, of course for Tony Blair! But now Tough-Guy Tangerine Surprise Donald J Trump is being friendzoned by God.
Nelly Parody (Only Just a Democrat Dream)
I was thinking ’bout Hill and the DNC Thinking ’bout the POTUS, who it gonna be?
‘What Would Jesus Do’ is Sometimes Just a Rubber-Stamp for Your Own Prejudices
I find that some people on the left-wing of Christianity are just as complacent and dogmatic (perhaps unintentionally rather than arrogantly) about ‘what Jesus would have done,’ as fundamentalists on the right-wing of Christianity.
Christmas Meditations: Are Snowflakes Really ‘Special?’
It’s snowing now! The point about snowflakes is not merely that they are unique; this is merely a prejudice of the age.
Should You Be Using the Twitter “Mute” Button More Often?
Twitter should be understood as representing the free marketplace of ideas more broadly. Dear normal folk: don’t prostitute yourself to every idiot with a loud and uniformed ‘opinion.’ No need!
The Dreaded Dredge: Is there Any Reason for Sifting Through Your Crammed Twitter Inbox?
Twitter is an essential social media platform for many people. But sifting through your crammed inbox can be a dispiriting task.
Turkey Pardons Donald Trump For Being A Turkey At Thanksgiving.
In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House, the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said: