Wallace Runnymede Specfic
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

Chapter 5: Dirty Videos (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

This is the transcript Senator Bubble made.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Chapter 5: Dirty Videos (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)
Wallace Runnymede Specfic
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

Chapter 4: Sisterhood is Treason (Honest Adolph Serial, Volume I)

Senator Bubble snorted as he flicked through the news channels.

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Posted in World News

Manchester Bomber Meets Allah for the First Time (And Buddha Too)

Hellfire?! But I did everything you asked me to! WTF?! You got the power cut to your head, son!

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Manchester Bomber Meets Allah for the First Time (And Buddha Too)
Wallace Runnymede Specfic
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

Chapter 2: Two Spoons An’ Yer Quarter-Half (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

Saul Friedman paced anxiously around his office.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Chapter 2: Two Spoons An’ Yer Quarter-Half (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)
Wallace Runnymede Specfic
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc Politics

Chapter 1: What Dreams May Come (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)

America was founded upon a dream. Oh my God, Senator Bubble!

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Chapter 1: What Dreams May Come (Honest Adolph Novel Serial, Volume I)
Posted in World News

(Meme) The Marxist Gayssot Law: France’s Greatest Gift to the Nazi Community?

Everyone knows historical negationism laws like the Marxist Gayssot Laws are authoritarian and anti-speech. This certain fact is a ‘sky is blue’ kind of thing which is self-evidently not open to debate. But here’s a more challenging question:

WTF?! Click now to find out more! (Meme) The Marxist Gayssot Law: France’s Greatest Gift to the Nazi Community?
Posted in Politics

Obama Urges Americans to Arm Themselves: Gun Sales Finally Plummet

Conspicuously less-violent-than-Dubya former President and achingly photogenic satsuma-baiter Barack Obama has recently sounded a stirring clarion call for an imperilled America. Obama resoundingly and uncompromisingly warns:

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Posted in Top Stories

Condolences to Manchester

Out of respect to the people murdered in Manchester, I am postponing any scheduled satire (including satire related to jihadism and other extremism) until tomorrow. We are all very upset about this.

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Posted in Serious Commentary

Labour Expulsions and Boozhee Anarchy: What Do They Mean by Anti-Capitalism?

Despite it all, the Trots and Tankies trying to infiltrate the Labour Party don’t seem to be having it all their own way in recent times.

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Posted in Politics

We Are A Fly On The Wall At An Early Meeting Of Trump’s Cabinet.

“OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting. “Yes, Mr. President, all are present,” answered Kellyanne Conway for everyone. “Good, good!” mumbled Trump as he busily…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! We Are A Fly On The Wall At An Early Meeting Of Trump’s Cabinet.