Category: Society
Ask Hank: Dating without Restraints
I have a question for Hank. How can I meet women that aren’t psycho? Do I have to send it in through email or is this OK? -Max in Maryland Dear Max, First, just want to confirm that you can…
Dungeon Time for Disability Dragon
A man who claimed disability benefits while regularly going to the gym and appearing as a potential zillionaire investor on the BBC’s Dragon’s Den programme has been jailed for 18 months and ordered to repay £20 million in benefit claims….
NHS Mobile Heart Surgery Scheme Wins Kudos
Like most people with any modicum of common sense Hector McTwat has an innate fear and loathing of hospitals – especially so with the current scourge of MRSA and other flesh-eating necrotic infections patients seem to catch while in any…
Horny Goat Weed Sex Romp Homicide Attempt
A Smegmadale-on-Sea woman lured her 94-year old pensioner husband into the dark, deep woods with promises of a wild, drug-fuelled sex romp then slit his throat and left him for dead so she could rendezvous with a cyber-lover she had…
Obama & His Merry Men Seek to Shake-Down Wall Street
The White House has leaked what costumes the Obamas will be wearing at the annual White House Halloween Ball. The President has chosen to be Robin Hood, and Mrs. President will become Maid Marian. The theme for the ball this…
Study Shocker: Public Transit Customer Service Sucks
A London Underground tube train worker has been suspended after a carriage mounted CCTV recording of him yelling at an elderly passenger and calling him a “jumped up wrinkly old git” emerged following a string of complaints by an excess…
Recycling Rules: Bin Bureaucracy
UK householders could be fined millions of pounds and face up to five years in one of Her Majesty’s overcrowded ‘sodomite paradise’ prisons if they throw food scraps and potato peelings into their wheelie bins under the EU’s draconic new…
UK Freedom of Speech Suspended
A leading UK gutter press tabloid, the Daily Shitraker, has been barred from reporting parliamentary proceedings on legal grounds which appear to call into question privileges guaranteeing free speech established under the centuries-old 1688 Bill of Rights. Yesterday’s House of…
Tomcat Registered as Hypnotherapist
While the age-old adage of “Even a cat can look at a King” might now be clichéd and threadbare the regulation of Nation Health Service medical staff – specifically qualified hypnotherapists – in the UK is so slipshod that even…
New Rules of the Road Deride F’ers & A-Clowns
Once upon a very long time ago there was “comic strip” called “There Oughta Be a Law”. The basic premise of this split panel strip was to show common annoyances in every day life and offer humorous solutions. Since I…